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Midwest Wrestling Federation
FRIDAY (Not Saturday!)
April 11, 2003
National Guard Armory
Pittsburg, Kansas

Preshow
Match 01: All-American Aaron vs. Krow (MWF Cruiserweight Champion- Non-title match)
Match 02: Tarantula and Jeff Tiger (MWF Tag Team Champions) vs. The Good Reverend Chad Sullivan and Kryptonite
Match 03: Tanker vs. Mark "The Jock" Johnson
Match 04: Adrian Steel and "The Korean Warrior" Tachion vs. Prometheus and a Mystery Partner
Match 05: Dexter Hardaway (without Leather )-: ) vs. Tiger Kid- If Tiger Kid loses, he loses his mask as well.
Match 06: Snap vs. Se7en (MWF Extreme Champion- Title Match)
Match 07: "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry (MWF Heavyweight Champion with Johnny Holiday) vs. "Space Cowboy" Jason Jones (Title Match)

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear Scotty C.
Happy Birthday to you!

Before the show, I went to the bank to cash my paycheck and then I went to The Bamboo Palace www.bamboopalace.net. I was waited on by a VERY PRETTY waitress named Amanda. I had the all-you-can-eat buffet and it was really good. I haven't eaten there in a long time, but I'll be going back there more often. I tipped Amanda $3.00. All she had to do was bring me Iced Tea, but I drank so much that I felt bad. I tipped her a dollar more than I was going to, so she got an extra dollar just because she's so pretty! (-:

The doors to the Armory were open when I got there around 6:30 and I was told that they're letting people in, but the show still won't start until 8. I could've stayed at The Bamboo Palace and kept drinking Tea, but I ate too much and felt too full.

"Impressive" Anthony Wayne and Kong weren't at the show, Thomas Thorn wasn't there, and how I hate to type this, but the lovely Sassy Merlot wasn't there either! )-: I'm SO SAD! I miss you Sassy, you gorgeous thing! (-: I'm glad that a riot didn't ensue because she wasn't there. I'm going to give her a big hug the next time I see her.

At the show, I spent $12 for a Krow t-shirt. It's gray with a black Krow on it and the Krow logo too. It's really cool. I also spent $5 for a Space Cowboy Bandana. I spent $1 for two Tanker stickers and $3 for a Mr. Saturday Night 8x10. I bought a 20 ounce bottle of Dr. Pepper, and it was $1.50, but it was worth it.

I'm SO glad they had a Krow t-shirt. I need to make a list of my wrestling t-shirt collection sometime. Do my "Official Website of Tony D." t-shirts count as wrestling t-shirts? Probably not, but they should!

The crowd at the Armory is better than last time, but not quite as good as the time before, but at the time I wrote that, there was still 25 minutes before the show started. More people got there before belltime, so it ended up being a really good crowd. The Ratz Nezt (Loudmouth, Option and Otherguy) weren't there. No they weren't with Sassy Merlot. I miss you Sassy! (and I love you too! (-: )

Bob Burk's wife sat down in a chair in the row behind me, but I didn't know it was her until Bob introduced me to his lovely wife.

When I first walked up to Bob, he said "Hi Tony, how are you?" and I replied "I want to party with 96.9..." and he laughed and said "You're too late." and I finished with "...Bud Light, Four Star Limo and SheDaisy!" There was a contest at 96.9 KKOW FM in which you were supposed to say "I want to party with 96.9, Bud Light, Four Star Limo and Tim McGraw" and the winner rode in a limo a Tim McGraw concert. I heard that saying a lot this week, so I had to say that to Bob. (I'd rather party with SheDaisy though, although there is, what, 8 women in the Back to Top

At 8:00 PM, Bob Burk came out to start the show and we stood up while they played the National Anthem. Bob Burk said that Stephen E. isn't here tonight. (Yes, Stephen E. can do that). The song "Smooth Criminal" by either Alien Ant Farm or by Pump 69 plays over the loudspeaker as "The Master" Johnny Holiday makes his way out as some fans chant "Light bulb." (Amazon.com has CD's of Smooth Criminal by both Alien Ant Farm and Pump 69, I don't know which version of that song Johnny used as his entrance music, but I'm pretty sure it's the version by AAF). At the MWF Evolution a year ago, Kong broke a light bulb over Johnny's head, and Johnny looked like he was wearing a red mask!

Johnny said that Stephen E.'s flight from Denver was delayed due to the weather and that Stephen E. appointed Johnny Holiday Commissioner for tonight. This is Johnny's show, this is Johnny's evening. Johnny says that tonight "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry defends the MWF title against "The Space Cowboy" Jason Jones with Bob Burk as the Special Guest Referee. Johnny's going to be there to make sure that Bob Burk calls it right down the middle. (Bob better favor MSN a little bit, or he might get another Saturday Night Special!). Johnny makes his way to the commentary table, but not before shaking my hand first.

I don't know who either Referee is for tonight's show, the only Referee that I know by name is Bob Burk.

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Match #1: All-American Aaron vs. MWF Cruiserweight Champion Krow

He hails from the great state of Texas, weighing 290 pounds, All-American Aaron. (I apologize for calling him "Awesome Aaron" in my last report, I'll fix it ASAP, I thought he was Awesome though). His opponent is from The Black Hills, he weighs 205 pounds, he is Krow! Krow comes out with his MWF Cruiserweight title belt and I do the Krow sign. Krow gives me two high fives.

Krow gets in the ring and All-American Aaron leaves the ring. Aaron gets back in the ring and they circle each other before they lock up collar-and-elbow. Krow with a headlock and a headlock takeover. Aaron with a legscissors, but Krow gets out. Krow with a headlock and another headlock takeover. Aaron has a handful of Krow's hair. They both get to a vertical base with Krow still with a headlock on Aaron. Aaron pushed Krow off into the ropes and Krow off the ropes and Krow with a shoulderblock. Aaron back up and Krow with an armdrag. Aaron rolls to the outside to regroup.

Aaron back on the apron and he catches Krow with a shoulderblock. Aaron grabbed Krow's head and Aaron dropped down off the apron clotheslining Krow on the top rope. Aaron with a bodyslam on Krow. Aaron with an Irish Whip and he catches Krow with a clothesline. Aaron backed Krow in the corner and delivered a few shoulderblocks. Aaron with an Irish Whip that sends Krow into the opposite corner with such force that Krow bounces out of the corner to receive a backdrop from All-American Aaron. Aaron with another Irish Whip into the corner and as Aaron goes after him, Krow is able to catch Aaron with a Sunset Flip for a two count. Aaron with a forearm smash. Aaron picks up Krow and delivers a Backbreaker-on-Knee and then Aaron does it again! Aaron with a Tilt-A-Whirl Powerslam for a two count. Aaron with a blatant choke on Krow. Aaron draped Krow's neck on a ring rope and he chokes Krow again. Aaron with an Irish Whip that sends Krow into the corner and Aaron with a Stinger Splash. Krow fires back with punches, and an Irish Whip and he catches Aaron with a scissors kick. Krow with a hiptoss and as Aaron stands up, Krow with a dropkick. Krow with an Irish Whip but Aaron reverses it and he sends Krow into the corner and Aaron follows Krow in and catches Krow with a clothesline. All-American Aaron catches Krow with a bearhug. Krow with forearms to break free. Krow off the ropes for momentum, but Aaron with a hiptoss and he goes right back to the bearhug. Krow with forearms and punches to break free. Krow off the ropes for momentum and Aaron with a spinebuster. Aaron climbs to the top rope. Krow stands up and backs into the ropes causing Aaron to fall off and hurt himself! Krow with chops (Whoo!). Krow with a kick and a Double Underhook DDT that Krow calls "Peck, Perch and Pin" for the three count.

Winner: Krow

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Scotty C. puts a bottle of soda by my chair and tells me to watch it and I'll see why later. (Keep this in mind...)

Since Johnny Holiday is acting Commissioner, he's decided that Bob Burk needs to prove not only can he Referee a match, but that he can count to three, so Bob has to be the Referee for the next match. The Master calls out "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry to help commentate for the next match.

Bob Burk is in the ring. Tarantula comes out by himself with his MWF Tag Team Title. Tarantula hails from South Bronx, New York. His partner, The Punisher is unable to compete tonight (I'd tell you why, but then I'd have to kill you!) so Tarantula went and got himself "a better partner." He weighs 270 pounds and he is from The Creek Nation, Jeff Tiger.

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Match #2: For the MWF Tag Team Titles
Tarantula and Jeff Tiger (MWF Tag Team Champions) vs. The Good Reverend Chad Sullivan and Kryptonite

Their opponents weigh in at a total combined weight of 375 pounds. The Good Reverend Chad Sullivan and his illegitimate love child, Kryptonite.

The Reverend Chad Sullivan has blonde hair and looks the part of a Reverend, Kryptonite wears a red and white outfit with matching mask, he's not my man Kryptonite that was here two years ago.

Tarantula and Rev. start out. Tarantula makes an "L" with his thumb and index finger and called Rev. a loser. Tarantula with two armdrag takedowns and a bodyslam by Tarantula and another. Tarantula missed a punch, The Reverend Chad Sullivan with an armbar and a hammerlock. Tarantula with a knee and a forearm. Tarantula couldn't hook a DDT, so he gave Rev a kneelift instead. Tarantula backed Rev into the corner, Tarantula with a chop (Whoo!) and he uses his foot to choke Rev. Tarantula with an Irish Whip that is reversed by The Reverend Chad Sullivan and Rev with a clothesline. Rev raked Tarantula's eyes across the top rope and Rev tags Kryptonite.

Kryptonite with a clothesline. Tarantula with a headlock. Tarantula tagged Jeff Tiger. Jeff Tiger with a powerbomb and Tarantula climbed to the top rope and he gave Kryptonite a moonsault. Jeff Tiger with a suplex on Kryptonite. Jeff Tiger with a swinging neckbreaker and a kneedrop. Jeff Tiger with an armbar. Jeff Tiger tags in Tarantula and Tarantula with a forearm smash on Kryptonite. Tarantula with a modified surfboard. Tarantula with a neckbreaker. Tarantula goes for the pin but he pulled Kryptonite up at the two count. Kryptonite made the tag to The Reverend Chad Sullivan.

Tarantula with a kneelift, a forearm shot and a shoulderblock. Tarantula with an Irish Whip and he catches The Good Reverend Chad Sullivan with a boot to the face. Tarantula with a Single-Leg Boston Crab. Rev somehow turns it into a modified Indian Deathlock. It looks wicked (and painful!). Tarantula made a tag. Jeff Tiger with a camel clutch. Kryptonite got knocked to the floor. Jeff Tiger with an elbowsmash. Jeff Tiger with an Irish Whip and a back elbow. He goes for the pin and gets a two count. Tarantula got tagged in and he put Rev in a camel clutch. With the Camel Clutch applied, Tarantula sits down hard on Rev's back. Tarantula goes for the pin and gets a two count.

Tarantula tagged Jeff Tiger. Jeff tags Tarantula and Tarantula climbed to the top rope. Jeff Tiger with a DDT and Tarantula with a splash for the three count.

Winners and still MWF Tag Team Champions- Tarantula and Jeff Tiger.

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They pulled the mask off of Kryptonite. Tarantula pointed at me and said "Number 1! Remember that!"

Mr. Saturday Night told Bob Burk that "that's the worst officiating I've ever seen."

Mr. Saturday Night makes his way to the back and Bob Burk rejoins "The Master" Johnny Holiday for commentary.

Don't get me wrong, I thought he did a great job, but I was disappointed with Kryptonite. Only because this is a different Kryptonite than the one that was here for Central State Championship Wrestling in March of 2001. That Kryptonite had red hair, wore a blue and silver Super Hero suit, used the theme from the movie "Superman" as his Ring Entrance Music, he called all of us fans "reporters" and he called the Ring Announcer "Jimmy." If that Kryptonite had been here at this show, he would have called me "Chief!" Maybe The Good Reverend Chad Sullivan will go and bless my website? I have an e-mail address for The Sinister Minister and I'm looking for the e-mail address of The Pastor of Disaster, maybe they would bless it as well? My website is blessed by The Reverend Axl Future.

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Match #3: Tanker vs. Mark "The Jock" Johnson

He stands 6' 3" and he weighs 290 pounds, from Kansas City, Missouri, Tanker. His opponent is 240 pounds and from Joplin, Missouri, Mark "The Jock" Johnson.

At the last show I was told that Mark "The Jock" hadn't wrestled in around a year and a half.

Tanker and Mark "The Jock" circle each other cautiously and lock up collar-and-elbow. Tanker with a headlock and somehow Mark The Jock is able to get a quick two count. Mark with punches, but Tanker with punches of his own. Tanker threw Mark The Jock out of the ring. Mark gets back on the ring apron, Tanker grabbed Mark's head and dropped down, clotheslining Mark The Jock on the top rope. Tanker with punches and The Referee warned Tanker about his closed fists. Mark with punches of his own and he comes off the ropes with a flying double axehandle for a two count. Tanker with a low blow, a forearm shot and a DDT for a two count. Tanker with a forearm, Mark with a punch and Tanker with a punch of his own. Tanker with a bodyslam and a legdrop for a two count. Mark with an Irish Whip and he catches Tanker with a clothesline. Mark with a kneedrop and he goes for the pin and gets a two count. Mark with punches. Johnny Holiday says something like "You fans can't complete a sentence, let alone have a conversation with me." Mark with an armbar and Tanker with punches. Tanker with a variation of The Indian Deathlock. Mark was able to reach the ropes to force the break. Tanker with a modified Camel Clutch and a few right hands to add insult to injury. Tanker and Mark "The Jock" Johnson exchange chops (Whoo!). Tanker with an Irish Whip and a Diamond Cutter for the three count!

Winner: Tanker

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A different Referee for this match

Match #4: Bad Company vs. Prometheus and a Mystery Partner

From "Wherever The Hell They Want To Be From" at a total combined weight of 505 pounds, Yukon Eric, Jr. and "The Real Deal" Adrian Steel- Bad Company. The song "Bad Company" by Bad Company blares over the loudspeaker. At the chorus, Adrian Steel comes out alone with his World Class Championship Wrestling tag team title belt. The Referee gets Adrian a mic and Adrian says that Yukon Eric, Jr. can't be here tonight (where's Cherry Blossom? )-: ) Adrian has a partner, he tries to say his name, but he ends up saying "The Korean Warrior."

Tachion, The Korean Warrior comes out in his black outfit.

From Mount Olympus, he stands 6' 5" and weighs 250 pounds, "The American Nightmare" Prometheus. Prometheus has a mystery partner. He is from Kansas City, MO and he weighs 250 pounds, he is "The Next Legend" Logan Moore. Logan grabs a steel chair, shakes my hand and asks me how I am, and he wants to talk to Johnny Holiday in the ring. Logan wants to know what I and all the fans want to know, What is a Bad Company Rules match?

Johnny Holiday gets in the ring and Logan makes him sit in the chair that Logan brought in the ring. Logan asked Johnny what a Bad Company Rules match is, and Logan hit Johnny in the head with the microphone. Logan tells Johnny that TNL and Prometheus are "Fahrenheit 451" and Logan hit Johnny in the head with the microphone again. TNL says that he wants this match to be a "Fahrenheit 451 Rules" match and TNL hits Johnny in the head with the microphone. Prometheus is standing behind Johnny and TNL says that Prometheus will squeeze Johnny's head until he agrees, and TNL hits Johnny's head a few times with the microphone and Prometheus does a little squeezing and Johnny makes it official...

"The Real Deal" Adrian Steel and Tachion, The Korean Warrior vs. Fahrenheit 451: Fahrenheit 451 Rules Match.

A Fahrenheit 451 Rules match is a Texas Tornado Tag Team Streetfight!

If Fahrenheit 451 win, then Bad Company have to defend the WCCW Tag Team Titles at the next MWF show in Pittsburg on May 17th. Johnny agrees to this too (this is an example of Duress).

Adrian Steel and Tachion hit the ring with popcorn and they hit TNL and Pro, and popcorn is all over the ring. TNL backs Tachion in a corner, Pro backs Adrian Steel into another corner, and TNL and Pro climb to the second rope and they each deliver 10 punches to their opponent's heads. A double shot of 10 punches. Adrian is lying on the floor and TNL is on the ring apron, TNL hits a flying elbowdrop off the ring apron onto The Real Deal. TNL hit the flying elbow better than Cactus Jack! Adrian grabbed TNL by the hair and Adrian rammed TNL headfirst into a brick wall, and then Adrian does it again!

Meanwhile, Prometheus has a hammerlock on Tachion, The Korean Warrior. Prometheus with an Irish Whip and an uppercut. Pro with a punch, and he gives Tachion an Irish Whip and catches him with a backdrop.

Remember that I said that Scotty C. put her soda by my chair and asked me to watch it during or after Match #1? Well, TNL took the soda, took a drink of it and spit it at Adrian Steel! Adrian kicked TNL as Tachion choked Prometheus. Adrian and TNL are still out of the ring and Adrian sits TNL on a chair. Adrian with a clothesline that knocks TNL off the chair. Tachion punches Pro and Adrian rammed TNL into (the first one of the night, say it with me) The Ring Post (dot com). Tachion rammed Prometheus into a wall!

Adrian with several punches on TNL. Tachion and Prometheus are near the concession stand. Tachion rammed Prometheus into the concession stand door. Tachion with a bottle of ketchup that he squirted at Prometheus. Prometheus rammed Tachion into The Ring Post (dot com). TNL puts Tachion in the sleeper. Adrian breaks it up. Tachion with a chair. Adrian with a sleeper on TNL and Tachion and Prometheus are by the wall. TNL is sitting on the mat and he is close to going out. Prometheus dumps Tachion headfirst into a trash can. TNL isn't quite out of this yet. Prometheus rammed Tachion headfirst into the ring apron. TNL with a clothesline on Adrian Steel, TNL goes for the pin and gets a two count. Prometheus hit Tachion with a chair. Prometheus threw Tachion in the ring, so now all four men are in the ring at the same time. TNL with a sidewalk slam on Tachion (I think) for a two count. Adrian rammed Prometheus headfirst into the ring apron (that quick and they're already out of the ring). TNL is choking Tachion with a belt as Adrian gives Prometheus a vertical suplex on the floor! Tachion wrapped the belt around the neck of TNL. With TNL standing with his back to the ropes, Tachion dropped off the apron forcing TNL down on the ropes, a hangman type thing. Tachion with a thumb to the eye of TNL.

Adrian punches Prometheus. TNL with a modified neckbreaker on Tachion for a two count. Adrian with a kneelift on Prometheus. Tachion with a punch and a bodyslam for TNL. Tachion with a choke on TNL. Prometheus threw Adrian in the ring. Tachion is on the ropes, and Prometheus hit the ropes causing Tachion to slip on the turnbuckles and rack himself! Prometheus with a bodyslam and elbow on Adrian. Tachion has his back against the ropes and TNL with a clothesline that sends Tachion out of the ring. Prometheus climbed to the top rope to finish off Adrian, only to get a bodyslam off the top rope by Tachion. TNL with a DDT on Tachion for the three count.

Winners: Ray Bradbury's Favorite Tag Team
Prometheus and "The Next Legend" Logan Moore: Fahrenheit 451

Prometheus and TNL high five the fans. Adrian raises the arm of Tachion and I thought for sure that Adrian would beat the crap out of him, but he didn't.

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Intermission

The MWF returns to Pittsburg, Kansas on May 17 and Bad Company will defend their WCCW Tag Team Titles in The MWF against Fahrenheit 451. No, The MWF have decided to postpone the show until June 21st.

I went up to "The Space Cowboy" Jason Jones and he wouldn't talk to me because I was wearing a Mr. Saturday Night t-shirt. I went back to my chair and got my Space Cowboy Bandana and I wore it around my neck. I went back to The Space Cowboy and said "I feel like Dennis Condrey." He looked up at me and said "That's more like it." I got The Space Cowboy to sign my flyer and I went over to MSN. MSN was lamenting the fact that it's hard to sell merchandise when you're a heel. I told him that I purchased his new 8x10 and I went and got it and the one the 8x10 that I got at the last show and he signed them both. I told him that The Space Cowboy wouldn't talk to me because I was wearing an MSN shirt. I showed MSN my Space Cowboy Bandana, and he asked to see it. I handed it to MSN and he blew his nose on it and handed it back!

Okay, he did not ask to see it or blow his nose on it, but he would've blew his nose on it if he had thought about it. The Space Cowboy wouldn't talk to me, so next time I'll wear my Krow t-shirt and I'll buy a Tanker shirt, Krow and Tanker wouldn't care whose shirt I was wearing as long as I was there. (-:

Thorn didn't realize that the matches were on a Friday Night this time, but Mr. Saturday Night is here and it's Friday Night. This just proves what it says on the back of the MSN t-shirt "Because who says Saturday only "comes" once a week?"

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Match #5: Dexter Hardaway vs. The Tiger Kid

Making his way to the ring, from Tulsa, Alberta, Canada, he weighs 189 pounds and he is "Canada's Greatest Athlete" Dexter Hardaway. Dexter is here but where is Leather? We Want Leather! The song "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent blares over the loudspeaker as his opponent, the former Kansas Junior Heavyweight Champion, he weighs 215 pounds and he is from Katmandu, The Tiger Kid makes his way to the ring. Dexter wants The Tiger Kid to put his mask on the line, and if Dexter wins, we'll all chant "Canada." (or would you believe we'll chant "We Want Leather?"). Tiger Kid agrees so his mask is on the line.

They're in the ring staring at each other, and Dexter does "the crane" from the Karate Kid movies. They circle each other and lock up and Dexter with a bodyslam. They lock up and Dexter backs the Tiger Kid into the ropes, clean break by Dexter. They lock up and Dexter with an armbar and a twist (I miss Twist, what a good manager he'd make). Tiger Kid with his own armbar, and a Fireman's Carry that sends Dexter to the mat and then Tiger Kid right back to the armbar. They both get back to a vertical base and Dexter with a headlock and a shoulderblock. Tiger Kid off the ropes and he missed a clothesline but he goes across the ring and hits the clothesline on the second try. With Dexter on the mat, Tiger Kid with a legdrop and a kneedrop on Dexter's arm, and Tiger Kid right back to the armbar. Tiger Kid with an armdrag takedown, he goes for the pin and gets a two count. Dexter gets out of the ring. The Referee starts the count and Dexter gets back in the ring only long enough to stop the count and Dexter goes right back outside. I think he misses Leather (I know I do!). Dexter back in the ring and they lock up. Tiger Kid with a headlock. Dexter pushed off the Tiger Kid and Dexter missed a clothesline. Tiger Kid with a headscissors. Dexter with a headscissors of his own and a clothesline. Dexter with two chops (Whoo! * 2) and Dexter is going for the mask! Dexter has Tiger Kid all tied up with a headlock and the arm grapevined. Tiger Kid grabbed Dexter's ponytail and drove Dexter headfirst into the canvas. The Tiger Kid climbed to the top rope, but Dexter made Tiger Kid crotch himself. Dexter goes for the pin only to get a two count. Dexter with a legdrop and then he climbed to the second rope to deliver a legdrop from the second rope. Dexter going for the mask again, but The Referee made him stop. Dexter started with a vertical suplex, but he dropped Tiger Kid on the top rope stomach-first. Tiger Kid with punches, Dexter is going for the mask again and Dexter with punches of his own. Dexter with an Irish Whip that sends Tiger Kid into the corner, and Dexter follows him in with a clothesline. Dexter with an Irish Whip that sends Tiger Kid into the opposite corner, and Dexter missed an elbowsmash. Tiger Kid with a monkeyflip for a two count. Tiger Kid turned a backslide into a Tiger Driver for the pin.

Winner: The Tiger Kid

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Dexter Hardaway with an Irish Whip and a backdrop on Tiger Kid and Dex is going for the mask again. The Referee made him stop. "Canada's Greatest Athlete" says that he's a victim of bad officiating. He still wants the mask of The Tiger Kid.

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Match #6: Se7en (MWF Extreme Champion) vs. Snap

First, the Challenger, he is from Tulsa, Oklahoma and he weighs 245 pounds, he is Snap. His opponent is the MWF Extreme Champion, he is from Oakland, California, he weighs 250 pounds, Se7en.

Snap is hiding by the entrance area and Snap has a steel chair. As Se7en comes out of the locker room, Snap attacks him from behind. Snap hit Se7en with the steel chair three times and Se7en gets in the ring. Snap gets in the ring with the chair and Se7en with punches and Se7en gets the chair. Se7en hits Snap with the chair and Se7en broke the chair! Se7en is choking Snap with a piece of the broken chair. Se7en with an Irish Whip on Snap, but Se7en missed the clothesline. Snap with a forearm. Snap with punches and with Se7en in the corner, Snap with a Stinger Splash and he goes for the pin and gets a two count. Se7en with a thrust to the throat and a headbutt. Se7en with a reverse thrust kick. Se7en has a chair and Se7en with an Arabian Facebuster to Snap. Both men leave the ring and Se7en rammed Snap into The Ring Post (dot com). Se7en rammed Snap headfirst into one of the garage doors at The Armory (not the one that One Man Gang and Kevin Northcutt broke in 1999). Se7en hit Snap in the head with a trash can lid and Se7en rammed Snap into the garage door again. Se7en has something that is blue, I don't know what it is, but he just hit Snap with it! Se7en threw Snap back into the ring.

Snap with a boot to the midsection of Se7en and Snap with punches. Snap has a chair. Snap gives Se7en a DDT on the chair! Snap with an elbowdrop and he goes for the pin and gets a two count. Se7en rakes the eyes of Snap. Se7en hit Snap in the midsection with the chair. Se7en dropped Snap on his head with a wicked move for the three count. What does he call that move?

Winner: Se7en

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Are you ready for the Main Event?
"The Space Cowboy" Jason Jones vs. "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry (MWF Heavyweight Champion with Johnny Holiday)

Your Special Guest Referee is Bob "I just learned how to count to 3" Burk (that's what Johnny Holiday said). Bob is wearing a KKOW t-shirt. The song "You Can't Judge A Book By Its Cover" blares over the loudspeaker as the man from the pages of SpaceCowboyWrestling.com, Good Ole #45, The OldSchoolWrestling.com Heritage Award Winner, "The Space Cowboy" Jason Jones makes his way to the ring. (I don't know who's singing that song, but it's not Bo Diddley! Since The Space Cowboy is Old School, he should use Bo Diddley's version of that song. Willie Dixon wrote that song, I didn't think it was him singing either).

Now making his way to the ring, The MWF Champion, The Greatest Professional Wrestler ever to grace the Planet, "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry. MSN wouldn't give me a high five (and I'm The President of The Saturday Knights, The Official Fan Club of "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry. Mr. Saturday Night Fever- Catch It) so you can bet he won't give you a high five either!

The Space Cowboy spit water at MSN. The Space Cowboy wouldn't have done that if MSN had given me a high five! (Always show the President of your fan club respect, I'm sure that Sassy Merlot wouldn't have let MSN get away with not giving me a high five).

MSN got in the ring, but he left the ring and started to back up and he almost backed into me. I patted him on the back. MSN gets back into the ring. They circle each other cautiously and then lock up collar-and-elbow and The Space Cowboy pushes MSN down. MSN with a kneelift and an Irish Whip. MSN missed a clothesline and again but The Space Cowboy hit a clothesline and MSN leave the ring to regroup. MSN seems to be off of his game, and I think it's because the lovely Sassy Merlot isn't here. I'm off my game too because she isn't here. (Have I mentioned that I miss Sassy?)

MSN is on the apron and Bob Burk is counting him out. MSN gets in the ring at the 8 count. The Space Cowboy with an armbar and he works over the arm. Space Cowboy with a headlock takeover. Space Cowboy back to the armbar and he works over MSN's arm some more. The Space Cowboy with a legscissors. MSN rakes the eyes to get out of it. MSN with an armbar. MSN with a shoulderblock. MSN powered The Space Cowboy to the mat. MSN with an armbar and MSN uses the second rope for leverage. Bob Burk doesn't see MSN using the ropes for leverage. MSN puts his legs on the mat and then Bob looks up. Johnny Holiday covers by grabbing the second rope and shaking it so Bob will think The Master did it. (Hahaha). They do this a second time but Bob Burk caught MSN's feet on the ropes the third time. MSN with a hammerlock. MSN breaks it and distracts Bob Burk so The Master can choke The Space Cowboy. MSN kicks Space Cowboy repeatedly that send The Space Cowboy out of the ring. Johnny with boots to the Space Cowboy. The Space Cowboy chases Johnny Holiday and he catches him, but MSN catches The Space Cowboy. MSN punches The Space Cowboy and rammed him headfirst into the wall. MSN punches The Space Cowboy. They get back in the ring and MSN with kicks to The Space Cowboy. MSN with an Irish Whip but he missed the clothesline. The Space Cowboy off the ropes and he connected with a punch.

MSN with a forearm and they trade punches. The Space Cowboy with a punch that knocked MSN down. The Space Cowboy rammed MSN into a turnbuckle. Space Cowboy with a chop (Whoo!). Space Cowboy with an Irish Whip that sends MSN into the opposite corner. Space Cowboy with a Stinger Splash. Space Cowboy with an Irish Whip that sends MSN into the opposite corner. Space Cowboy hit another Stinger Splash. The Space Cowboy with another Irish Whip and he tried another Stinger Splash, but MSN got out of the way. MSN choked Space Cowboy in the corner. MSN went for a Stinger Splash of his own, but he got kicked in the face for his trouble. JJ with a kick and a punch and an Irish Whip. MSN got caught in a sleeper by The Space Cowboy. MSN pushed Bob Burk down and MSN with a jawbreaker. MSN with a kick. MSN hit a flying elbowdrop from the top rope! Johnny says "That was beautiful." MSN with a Saturday Night Special (Pedigree) and this match is over! MSN is taking his time in going for the pin. MSN with an arrogant cover and The Space Cowboy kicked out at two. MSN with a double axehandle. MSN on the second rope but he got caught. Space Cowboy with a .45 Special (DDT) and he goes for the pin, but "The Master" Johnny Holiday pulled Bob Burk out of the ring. The Space Cowboy with another .45 Special but this time Johnny Holiday manages to pull The Space Cowboy out of the ring. The Space Cowboy chases Johnny into the ring and MSN catches The Space Cowboy and gives him another Saturday Night Special. MSN is too dazed to go for the pin. MSN with another Saturday Night Special. MSN with a kick. MSN says he needs one more. MSN with another Saturday Night Special and he leaves the ring. MSN goes to the concession stand and he gets a bottle of Pepsi. MSN takes a drink and gets in the ring and MSN spits the Pepsi at The Space Cowboy. MSN is going for another Saturday Night Special but The Space Cowboy is too hurt to stand up. The Space Cowboy with a school boy for the three count!

Winner and NEW MWF Heavyweight Champion: The man from the pages of SpaceCowboyWrestling.com, Good Ole #45, The OldSchoolWrestling.com Heritage Award Winner, "The Space Cowboy" Jason Jones

"The Master" Johnny Holiday came up to me and told me that The Space Cowboy cheated. The fan next to me starts yelling at Johnny. I'm sure that The Master is going to get his lawyers to check the tape and that The Master will talk to Commissioner Stephen E. about this as well.

The Space Cowboy kissed the belt and The Space Cowboy goes around ringside and high fives everybody.