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Midwest Wrestling Federation
March 15, 2003
National Guard Armory
Pittsburg, Kansas

Preshow
Match #1: "Impressive" Anthony Wayne vs. Kane Seville
Match #2: Tanker vs. Punisher
Match #3: "2 Sweet" Sandy Starr and Awesome Aaron vs. Krow and Mark "The Jock" Johnson
Match #4: Prometheus (MWF Extreme Champion) vs. Se7en
Intermission
Match #5: "The Space Cowboy" Jason Jones vs. Thorn with "The Master" Johnny Holiday
Match #6: Big Daddy Dominator and The Outlaw vs. Bad Company with Cherry Blossom
Match #7: Kong vs. "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry with Sassy Merlot, Thorn, and "The Master" Johnny Holiday: The winner will be the NEW MWF Heavyweight Champion

I figured out that this is the 13th show that I've seen at The National Guard Armory in Pittsburg since 1999. I'll see three more here next month. (-:

Katie! didn't want to go to the show, but maybe I can talk her into it next month?

On Sunday when I started typing this up, I wore my Mr. Saturday Night T-shirt and Space Cowboy hat that I bought at the show on March 15 (I've got the MSN shirt that he wore in the ring and threw to me in December hanging up in the closet). I'm listening to the song "Bad Company" by Bad Company (the band) which is the theme song for Bad Company (the tag team).

The Ratz Nezt is in the house! Loudmouth, Option and Otherguy are all here with Viking Helmets and Soup Ladles. (You've got to visit the MWF Message Board, they claim to be the greatest force in Indy wrestling, but they've never met The Gold Bond Mafia!). The Ratz Nezt are the Six Man Tag Team Champions, and they have the belts to prove it.

"Impressive" Anthony Wayne is here too, and I had to shake hands with him before the show. Get ready to be impressed tonight.

The crowd is smaller than last time. I don't think they rented a KKOW Kow this time, so that may have had something to do with it. I didn't see a flyer for this show (nor did I get one afterwards and get autographs! )-: ). I've got flyers for the next show though! (-:

I've got to give a shout out to "The Space Cowboy" Jason Jones for giving me and (say it with me, you know you want to) The Ring Post (dot com) a shout out on KKOW 96.9 The Kow on Friday at approximately 3:40 PM. Unfortunately I didn't get it recorded. MSN insulted Pittsburg repeatedly, but he didn't say anything about me. Don't forget that I am The President of The Saturday Knights, The Official Fan Club of Mr. Saturday Night. Mr. Saturday Night Fever- Catch It!

I might have set a new record, almost 15 pages of notes! I didn't think I took that many pages of notes. I'm drinking Iced Tea right now, and I'm thinking about brewing another pitcher (or two). I might just add Sweet 'n Low and a straw to THE PITCHER and not even use a glass!

At 7:05, Bob Burk got in the ring to start the show. Bob introduced The Commissioner of The Midwest Wrestling Federation, Stephen E., and he came out and pointed at me, but I didn't hear what he said. Stephen E. "brings class to this pisshole called Pittsburg Kansas." He doesn't wear Rolex Watches or Versace Suits. Stephen E. told The Ratz Nezt that he's the reason they couldn't be here for six months (It was actually 11 months, but The MWF didn't run here from April until October, but The Nezt weren't at any of the five shows between October and February). Stephen E. told Bob Burk that he better do a good job or he's fired.

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Match #1: "Impressive" Anthony Wayne vs. Kane Seville

The following match is one fall with a 20 minute time limit (I miss hearing that phrase). The song "Addicted To Love" blares over the loudspeaker as "Impressive" Anthony Wayne makes his way out to the ring. Anthony Wayne wears a robe and tights, which is a rarity in wrestling nowadays. (-: His opponent is from St. Louis, Kane Seville. People are laughing at Anthony Wayne and calling him "Midget" and other such terms, but he is the BIGGEST MWF Superstar. Anthony Wayne said something about he is "What a girl wants, what a girl needs." Kane Seville from behind and he gets a Sunset Flip on Anthony Wayne for a two count. Anthony with a headlock and Kane Seville fires him into the ropes. Kane Seville with a leapfrog over Anthony Wayne, Anthony off the ropes with a shoulderblock. After a series of moves (they went so fast I couldn't write it down fast enough) Kane Seville with a sit-down powerbomb. Anthony goes out of the ring, and Kane missed a twisting moonsault to the floor! Anthony with a few kicks on the far side of the ring and he put Kane Seville back in the ring. Anthony Wayne with a snap mare and a reverse chinlock. The Referee has long brown hair and a beard, and the fans are calling him "Jesus". Stephen E. is going to stop talking. Anthony went for a pin and pulled Kane Seville up at the two count. Anthony with a kick and Kane Seville is bent forward trying to get to a vertical base. Anthony jumped to the second rope, then climbed to the top rope to hit MY FAVORITE MOVE in his arsenal, his legdrop from the top rope that drives his bent over opponent headfirst to the mat! I had to clap for that move. Anthony goes for the pin and gets the win!

Winner: Anthony Wayne

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Anthony went out of the ring and got a steel chair! He uses it to choke Kane and he pushed The Referee down. With Kane Seville on his back on the mat with his head on the turnbuckle, Anthony Wayne places the steel chair on Kane Seville's face. Anthony climbs to the top rope on the near corner and he hits The Van Terminator! I had to clap for that move too! The crowd with an "Anthony sucks" chant. Anthony said something like "You have just witnessed what happens when peons try to take my time and my spot." The crowd still with an "Anthony Sucks" chant as The Impressive One makes his way to the back.

It's great that Anthony hit both of my favorite moves of his back-to-back.

Bob Burk back in the ring and he introduced "The Master" Johnny Holiday. Johnny comes out of the locker room, walks up to me and shakes my hand and he gets in the ring. Johnny introduces "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry who makes his way to the ring with (of course) the lovely Sassy Merlot. MSN gets in the ring and Sassy and I clap for him. There's a girl in the crowd that is taunting MSN and he says that he is from Plano, Texas and there is a bar and she reminds him of the beer in that bar, she goes down easy for under a buck! (He said one right before that and I missed it )-: ). MSN has a bandaged leg and his knee is hurt. How can MSN climb a cage with a bum leg? MSN says that "Johnny has the smarts." Johnny Holiday has been working on it, and Johnny says "There will be no cage match tonight!" Bob Burk points out that the title belt is hanging from the ceiling. Bob Burk says it will be a ladder match instead! MSN knocked Bob down and MSN rammed Bob Burk headfirst into the top turnbuckle. MSN with The Saturday Night Special on Bob Burk! "The Space Cowboy" Jason Jones runs out of the back to help Bob Burk. Space Cowboy got a hold of Johnny Holiday but MSN and Sassy got out of the ring. Sassy is jogging back to the locker room and I dropped my pencil. She could've caused an accident (just like I said in my Indyvelopments column, how prophetic am I? (-: )

Stephen E. is in the ring. He tells us that "it's no secret that I am from the great state of Missouri." He says something like "The Jayhawks got beat by Mizzou like MSN will beat Kong!"

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Match #2: Tanker vs. Punisher

One fall with a 20 minute time limit. From Kansas City, Missouri, Tanker. His opponent from the beautiful island of Puerto Rico, The Punisher. The Punisher with high fives for several fans. The Ratz Nezt raised their hands too high, but they don't think much of Punisher anyway (they refer to him as Punishment). The Punisher didn't give me a high five (Again! )-: He didn't give me one last time either. We did talk before and after the show though).

They circle each other and then lock up collar-and-elbow. Tanker catches The Punisher with a kneelift and several forearm shots. The Tanker with an Irish Whip and he catches The Punisher with a clothesline. Tanker with forearms and a bodyslam. Tanker with a legdrop and he goes for the pin and gets a two count. Tanker has a few words for Referee Jeff Justice. Tanker with two chops (Whoo! * 2) and a choke on Punisher. Referee Jeff Justice gets Tanker to break the choke, only for Tanker to choke Punisher again. With Punisher in the corner, Tanker with an Irish Whip that sends Punisher into the opposite corner. Tanker runs in with a splash! Tanker with forearms and he gives Punisher a backbreaker-on-knee and Tanker goes for the pin and gets a two count. Punisher fires back with a punch, elbow and kick and an Irish Whip that sends Tanker into the corner. Punisher with three chops in the corner (Whoo! * 3). Punisher with a few kicks. Tanker is on the mat and Punisher with a corkscrew elbow and another and Punisher goes for the pin and gets a two count. Punisher with a forearm and an Irish Whip. As Tanker rebounds off the ropes, Punisher with a clothesline. Punisher goes for the pin and gets a two count. Punisher with a neckbreaker and Punisher climbs to the top rope! Punisher with a splash and he goes for the pin and gets the win.

Winner: The Punisher

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Commissioner Stephen E. back in the ring, and the fans with a chant of "Stevie Sucks *Clap, clap, clapclapclap*". Stephen E. says that over the last couple of weeks, The Ratz Nezt has been making a comeback on the Messageboard, and that tonight someone else is making a comeback to the MWF as well. One of the Nezt says "Opie?" and Stephen E. says "No, it's not Opie" ("Opie" is actually Referee "Fast" Eddie Quick, BTW). Making his return is "2 Sweet" Sandy Starr! (Sandy Starr used to post frequently on The MWF Message board, and I added his e-mail address to my address book, and I have him as "Sandy Star" but Commissioner Stephen E. thought it was "Starr" so I'm going with that until I'm sure).

"2 Sweet" could be the brother of Gorgeous Michelle Starr, if you get my drift...

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Match #3: "2 Sweet" Sandy Starr and Awesome Aaron vs. Krow and Mark "The Jock" Johnson

"2 Sweet" Sandy Starr is wearing Pink boots to the ring. (Ginger, can gay men wear pink boots to the ring?). Awesome Aaron says he "has a college degree, unlike any of you pukes!" (Hello?). Their opponents are MWF Cruiserweight Champion Krow and his partner is Mark "The Jock" Johnson. Actually, Krow doesn't have his belt with him. Krow holds four Cruiserweight titles altogether.

2 Sweet and Krow start off. The crowd with a chant of "Steers and Queers". They lock up and 2 Sweet with an armdrag. They circle each other and lock up again and 2 Sweet with a hiptoss. They lock up again and Sandy with a bodyslam on Krow. They lock up again and Krow with an armdrag, hiptoss and bodyslam of his own. Sandy goes out of the ring. 2 Sweet is lying on the ring apron and he gets in the ring just far enough to make the tag. Krow with an armbar and a twist (I miss Twist!) on Awesome Aaron and Krow makes the tag to Mark "The Jock" Johnson. Mark The Jock on the second rope and he connects with an elbowdrop to the arm of Aaron while Krow still has the armbar. Mark The Jock with an armbar and a twist (Did I mention that I miss Twist? Come back to The MWF soon). Awesome Aaron with an eyerake and a choke. Awesome Aaron with a bodyslam. Aaron goes for the pin and gets a two count. Aaron goes for the choke again but your Referee ("Jesus Christ") makes him stop. (It takes a LOT of nerve to cheat in front of a Referee that looks like Jesus!). Awesome Aaron with a vertical suplex on Mark The Jock and Aaron goes for the pin and gets a two count. Aaron with an Irish Whip and as Mark The Jock rebounds off the ropes, Awesome Aaron catches him with a clothesline. Awesome Aaron went after Krow. Did 2 Sweet make the tag? The fans say No! 2 Sweet with a modified Camel Clutch. 2 Sweet with a kneedrop and a choke. Sandy with chops (Whoo!). 2 Sweet with an Irish Whip but Mark The Jock with a reversal and a clothesline. Both 2 Sweet and Mark tag their partners.

Krow catches Awesome Aaron with a clothesline. Krow with an Irish Whip on 2 Sweet that sends him in the corner. Krow with an Irish Whip on Awesome Aaron that sends him into the corner and into 2 Sweet. Krow and Mark The Jock with a double dropkick on Awesome Aaron. Krow goes for the pin and gets the win. 2 Sweet falls down on top of his partner. Krow and Mark The Jock Johnson go around ringside and high five all the fans.

Winners: Krow and Mark "The Jock" Johnson

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Stephen E. with the mic, but the fans with a chant of "We want Bob" (Bob is still in the back thanks to Mr. Saturday Night and The Saturday Night Special). I couldn't hear most of what Stephen E. said. He did ask us "Are you read for an extreme match? Are you ready for an Extreme Tables Match?"

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Match #4: Prometheus (MWF Extreme Champion) vs. Se7en

(Yes, it actually is "Se7en" and not "Seven", remind me to change that in my past reports...)

From Oakland, California, Se7en. His opponent is from Mount Olympus, he is "The American Nightmare" Prometheus. Prometheus is missing a tooth from last month thanks to Bad Company. Prometheus read my report last month and he read that he didn't give me a high five, so he made sure he did before the match. Prometheus and Se7en shake hands and they lock up. Se7en is backed up into the ropes and a clean break by Prometheus. They lock up again and Prometheus with an armbar and a twist (I still miss Twist!). Prometheus with a hammerlock and Se7en to the ropes to get Prometheus to break. They circle each other and lock up collar-and-elbow, Se7en with an armbar and he punches the arm. Se7en with a kick that missed and Prometheus hits a clothesline. Prometheus with an Irish Whip and a belly-to-belly suplex for a two count. Prometheus works over Se7en with forearms, a bodyslam and an elbowdrop. Se7en with a low blow and Se7en off the ropes with a kick to the head. Se7en with a chop (Whoo!) and again (Whoo!). With Prometheus on the ropes, Se7en with a clothesline that sends Prometheus over the top rope. Se7en goes out after him and Se7en has a trash can. Se7en hits Prometheus in the head with the trash can. Se7en with a choke and Pro has a whip but Se7en dropped Prometheus on the trash can. Se7en rammed Prometheus headfirst into the merchandise table (where you can buy MSN 8x10's and t-shirts, Kong t-shirts and more Space Cowboy merchandise than you can carry, including the tie dye t-shirt, the Space Cowboy Wrestling hat and much much more. We now return you to the wrestling action...).

Prometheus rammed Se7en into the table and Prometheus rammed Se7en into (say it with me, you know you want to) The Ring Post (dot com). Prometheus rammed Se7en into the wall! Prometheus rammed Se7en into the garage door of The Armory and he did it again! Prometheus, get the table! Se7en hit Prometheus twice with a "No Parking" sign. Prometheus hit Se7en with a trash can lid twice. Se7en rammed Prometheus into the table. Se7en threw the trash can lid at Prometheus and Se7en kicked Prometheus in the stomach. Se7en with a vertical suplex on Prometheus ON THE FLOOR! Se7en hit Prometheus twice with the trash can and Se7en rammed Prometheus headfirst into the ring apron. Se7en hit Prometheus with the trash can. The trash can is lying on Prometheus and Se7en dropped an elbow on the trash can. Se7en rammed Prometheus into a chair. Prometheus rammed Se7en into the chair and Prometheus gave Se7en a bodyslam ON THE FLOOR! Se7en gets a whip (or belt?) from one of The Ratz Nezt and he hit Prometheus with it. They get back in the ring and Prometheus with an Irish Whip that sends Se7en into the corner. Prometheus with a clothesline and a few kicks. Se7en is lying on the middle rope and Prometheus from the other side of the ring and he jumps on the back of Se7en. Se7en's head is sticking outside of the ring, and Prometheus off the ring apron with a double axehandle to the head. Prometheus gets the table, but Se7en attacks him from behind and he puts Prometheus on the table. Se7en's face is a mask of blood (Quote Kevin Wall nevermore). They get back in the ring and Se7en with a neckbreaker. Se7en with a clothesline. With Prometheus on the mat, Se7en places a chair on Prometheus and Se7en with a standing legdrop.

Se7en rammed Prometheus into the top turnbuckle. Prometheus with a neckbreaker. Prometheus to the top rope and Bad Company hit the ring. "The Real Deal" Adrian Steel and Yukon Eric, Jr. double team Prometheus. Bad Company with a double powerbomb over the top rope through the table to the floor and Se7en is the NEW MWF Extreme Champion.

Winner and NEW MWF Extreme Champion: Se7en

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Bad Company isn't happy about that and Yukon Eric, Jr. hits a neckbreaker on Se7en on the floor! Bad Company make their way to the back, but not before high fiving me. Prometheus has to be helped to the back and Se7en makes his way to the back with his belt.

Commissioner Stephen E. tries to talk and the fans with a "What?" chant. The MWF returns on FRIDAY April 11, the bell time is 8 PM and the show starts at 7. Now it's time for a 10 minute intermission, possibly 15. Whatever Stephen E. wants, because "I run the show!"

Krow, Kong and The Space Cowboy make their way to the ring and The Space Cowboy gets the microphone. The Space Cowboy tells Stephen E. "to go to the back and do his makeup while The Old School Express sign some autographs."

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Intermission

I had purchased a Kong t-shirt before the show and Kong thanked me for that. It's only XL but I actually can fit into it. I had to get a Space Cowboy hat too. I saw they had pictures of Big Daddy Dominator at the merchandise table, but I didn't know he was here! (More on that later).

I asked The Space Cowboy why his website was down, and he said it's moving to a new server and it should be up next month.

I talked to Sassy Merlot for a bit (she was in the middle of a conversation and I didn't want to interrupt. (-: ) I also got a hug from Sassy. (-:

Commissioner Stephen E. is in the ring and he says that Bob Burk is in the back. Stephen E. tells Bob Burk to get his ass out here right now. Stephen E. says that if Bob doesn't do his job, he'll never work in the MWF again.

Bob Burk in the ring and he said "Thank you Stephanie, Stephen E., sorry."

Bob Burk tells us that All Star Wrestling will be in Jasper, Missouri on March 29th, the show starts at 7 PM. Bob Burk introduced "Impressive" Anthony Wayne. Anthony with the mic and he says that he's out to rule the world as only he can. Anthony will be here next month (Friday, April 11) and he wants Se7en! Se7en comes out and they start brawling and both Referees come out to Keep 'Em Separated. (I miss Raven!) Fans chant "Kill The Midget" Se7en goes to the back and as soon as Referee Jeff Justice lets go of Anthony Wayne, the Impressive One runs to the back after Se7en.

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Match #5: "The Space Cowboy" Jason Jones vs. Thorn with "The Master" Johnny Holiday
From Twin Peaks, Washington, accompanied to the ring by "The Master" Johnny Holiday, Thorn. I put on my sunglasses as they make their way out. Johnny shakes my hand, and I think Johnny pointed out to Thorn that I was wearing sunglasses. MSN and Sassy didn't accompany Thorn to the ring for this match. Once again, Thorn is not wearing his trademark shades! )-: From the pages of SpaceCowboyWrestling.com (just wait till next month), the OldSchoolWrestling.com 2001 Heritage Award Winner, Good Ole #45, "The Space Cowboy" Jason Jones. (The pair of shades that I'm wearing is my FAVORITE pair, but I'd give them to Thorn if he wanted them).

A medley of "All My Rowdy Friends" and "Gimme All Your Lovin'" blares over the loudspeakers as The Space Cowboy makes his way to the ring. I'm wearing my Space Cowboy foam finger and I get a high five from The Space Cowboy. The fans with a chant of "Thorn sucks" and Thorn and The Master start going to the back, but Thorn gets back in the ring.

They circle each other cautiously. Thorn sits on the top turnbuckle to tie his boot. JJ to the opposite turnbuckle and he lays across the ropes waiting for Thorn to finish tying his shoes. They circle each other cautiously and they lock up collar-and-elbow. Space Cowboy with an armbar and a twist (Guess what? I miss Twist). Space Cowboy with a hammerlock, Thorn with a reversal but The Space Cowboy with a reversal of his own. The Space Cowboy with a headlock and a headlock takeover. The Space Cowboy gets a two count. The Space Cowboy stomps Thorn's arm and Space Cowboy scissors the arm. They both make their way to a vertical base and Thorn is favoring his arm. They circle each other and lock up. The Space Cowboy backed Thorn into the corner and The Space Cowboy with a clean break. They circle each other and lock up again. Thorn backs The Space Cowboy in the corner and Thorn with a chop (Whoo!). Sassy Merlot is out of the locker room and she goes to the concession stand. The Space Cowboy gets a two count. Thorn leaves the ring to talk to The Master. It looks like Sassy got a bottle of water. The Space Cowboy has his own bottle of water and he takes a drink while Thorn is talking to Johnny Holiday. Thorn gets back in the ring and they circle and Thorn wants a test of strength. Before The Space Cowboy can lock up, Thorn changes hands. Sassy goes back to the locker room. Thorn with an armbar and he works over The Space Cowboy's arm. Thorn uses the ropes for added leverage. Referee Jeff Justice makes Thorn break the hold. Sassy Merlot is out again (looking as only she can look). Thorn is distracting the Referee (and Sassy is distracting me as she gets another bottle of water). With The Space Cowboy on the middle rope, Thorn runs across the ring and lands on The Space Cowboy's back. Thorn with an Irish Whip, but he missed the clothesline. The Space Cowboy off the ropes and he hits a clothesline of his own. Thorn with forearms and punches. The Space Cowboy with punches of his own and the bionic elbow. The Space Cowboy with a punch and a chop (Whoo!). The Space Cowboy Jason Jones with an Irish Whip that sends Thorn into the corner and The Space Cowboy with a Stinger Splash. With Thorn in the corner, JJ climbs to the second rope and delivers seven punches to Thorn's head. Thorn with a low blow and a kick. Thorn with a Figure Four Leglock, but The Space Cowboy reversed it. Thorn kicked The Space Cowboy. Thorn with an Irish Whip and a Sidewalk Slam. Thorn goes for the pin and gets a two count. Thorn with an Irish Whip that The Space Cowboy reversed it. The Space Cowboy with a kick and he hit the .45 Special (DDT). Space Cowboy goes for the pin and gets the win.

Winner: "The Space Cowboy" Jason Jones

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The Space Cowboy with the mic and he say something like 10 years ago a 14 year old boy went to a wrestling show, and the Promoter told him to get back in the concession stand and pay your dues. Tonight, The Space Cowboy is going back into the concession stand and sell popcorn! The fans chant "Sell The Popcorn, *Clap, clap clapclapclap*. Bob Burk puts his radio show over.

The song "God Of Thunder" by KISS blares over the loudspeaker as Big Daddy Dominator makes his way out! (to his brother's (The Outlaw) theme song). Big Daddy Dominator said that his brother told him of Stephen E.'s plan. Dominator called out his brother and here comes The Outlaw! (with his Branding Iron!) The Outlaw and Big Daddy Dominator are together! ("Hell has come, and they're gonna know it" Quote The Outlaw, nevermore) The Outlaw said that "Blood is thicker than water." Dominator asked "How many of you people want to see me kick Stephen E.'s ass?" Stephen E. says that The Outlaw and Big Daddy Dominator will fight Bad Company!

The song "Bad Company" by Bad Company blares over the loudspeakers as Cherry Blossom, Yukon Eric, Jr. and "The Real Deal" Adrian Steel make their way to the ring.

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Match #6: Big Daddy Dominator and The Outlaw vs. Bad Company with Cherry Blossom

The fans chant "We hate mullets *Clap, clap clapclapclap* because both Adrian and Yukon have that hair-style. Your Referee is "Jesus."

Outlaw and Yukon start the match. Outlaw with a waistlock that Yukon reverses. Outlaw with a schoolboy for a two count. Bad Company regroup and Cherry distracts the Referee. They go to lock up but Yukon to the ropes. The fans with a chant of "She's a Crack Whore *Clap, clap, clapclapclap*" for Cherry Blossom (Sorry Cherry, that's mean )-: ). Outlaw wants Yukon. They lock up and Outlaw with a headlock and a headlock takeover. Yukon with a legscissors. Outlaw gets out and gets a headlock. Yukon with a hammerlock. Outlaw reverses it and tags his brother. Big Daddy Dominator with kicks, punches, and an Irish Whip that sends Yukon into a neutral corner. Dominator runs in with a Stinger Splash. Big Daddy Dominator goes for the pin and gets a two count. Big Daddy Dominator with a bodyslam on Yukon Eric, Jr. Big Daddy Dominator basically throws Yukon into his own corner so Yukon can tag "The Real Deal" Adrian Steel.

Big Daddy Dominator and Adrian Steel first exchange words, then they circle each other and lock up collar-and-elbow. Adrian with kicks and punches. Cherry Blossom slapped Big Daddy Dominator and choked him on the ropes from the outside. Adrian Steel tagged Yukon Eric, Jr. Yukon with an Irish Whip on Big Daddy Dominator and a shoulderblock. Yukon goes for the pin and gets a two count. Yukon distracts the Referee as Adrian chokes Big Daddy Dominator. Yukon with kicks and a choke. Yukon is standing on the throat of Big Daddy Dominator. Yukon is choking Big Daddy Dominator again as The Referee is distracted. Adrian chokes Big Daddy Dominator in the corner. Outlaw hit the ring to help his brother, but The Referee puts The Outlaw back in the corner. Yukon with an Irish Whip, but Big Daddy Dominator reversed it and hit a clothesline on Yukon Eric, Jr.

Big Daddy Dominator makes the tag to his brother The Outlaw. The Outlaw with an Irish Whip and a big boot to the face a la Bruiser Brody. Outlaw with a low blow. I had trouble with my pencil, but I got more lead to come out. Adrian chokes The Outlaw as Yukon Eric, Jr. threatens to hit The Referee (what nerve he's got). Yukon with a kneelift and Cherry Blossom is on the ring apron to distract the Referee. Yukon with an Irish Whip and a kneelift. Outlaw with an Irish Whip and a bulldog. The Outlaw tags his brother and Big Daddy Dominator with an Irish Whip and a clothesline on Yukon. Big Daddy Dominator has Yukon's legs as the fans chant "Yukon sucks." Yukon was able to power out, but Dominator fell and landed on Yukon's foot. Yukon tagged Adrian Steel and The Real Deal with a DDT on Big Daddy Dominator. Adrian with a low blow on Big Daddy Dominator and Adrian with a punch. Adrian with punches in the corner and he chokes Big Daddy Dominator. Adrian chokes Big Daddy Dominator again and Big Daddy Dominator is lying on the mat so Cherry Blossom chokes Big Daddy Dominator as well and Yukon puts the boots to Big Daddy Dominator. Cherry, I hate to type this, dear, but the fans with another chant of "She's a crack whore, *Clap, clap, clapclapclap*." Yukon hits an elbowsmash and he chokes Big Daddy Dominator again. Big Daddy Dominator with a clothesline, a vertical suplex and a two count. Yukon tagged Adrian Steel. Big Daddy Dominator tried his wicked finishing move, which is sort of spinning Stone Cold Stunner. Prometheus is here. Yukon went after Outlaw, but Prometheus is going after Yukon. Adrian punches Big Daddy Dominator. Adrian hit The Referee (Jesus Christ Adrian!). Big Daddy Dominator has The Outlaw's branding iron and he hits Bad Company with it.

Winners: Bad Company (by DQ)

Big Daddy Dominator and The Outlaw each give me a high five. Prometheus with the mic and he says that Yukon broke his tooth last month and almost broke his neck tonight. Prometheus wants Yukon in a match next month. Commissioner Stephen E. makes his way to the ring and he talks to Bad Company. Stephen E. makes it official, a tag team match next month with BAD COMPANY RULES! Stephen E. says that Prometheus is going down next month. Prometheus says that Stephen E. is going down tonight! High fives for me from Bad Company but not from Cherry Blossom.

Very brief intermission before the ladder match. I went to the merchandise table and spent $3 on a picture of Big Daddy Dominator that he autographed.

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Main Event: Ladder Match For the vacant MWF Heavyweight Title
"The Superbeast" Superstar Rich Allen AKA Kong AKA Link AKA The Smooth Operator vs. "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry with Sassy Merlot, "The Master" Johnny Holiday and Thomas Thorn

I hope I didn't leave out any of the nicknames of "Your Friendly Neighborhood Superbeast". As they make their way to the ring, I shake hands with The Master, The Smooth Criminals and Sassy. I wanted to KISS Sassy's hand, and you can believe that I didn't want to let go either. Sassy may be only wearing jeans and a shirt, but damn! I guess valets don't have to wear a dress to the ring every time. MSN says that he will be Midwest Wrestling Federation two time champion, so without further adieu, let the show begin. From Philadelphia, Kong! Sassy, Johnny and The Smooth Criminals are in the ring. MSN won't let Sassy stay at ringside because this will get violent. Sassy is pouting (she looks beautiful even when she's pouting). However, Kong is blocking her path. Sassy ends up at the announce table with Commissioner Stephen E. The crowd chants "We want Sassy!" (I didn't write down if we went *Clap, clap, clapclapclap* afterwards)

Whoever climbs the ladder and gets the MWF belt is the new MWF Heavyweight Champion.

MSN attacks Kong and MSN punches Kong in the corner. MSN with a chop (Whoo!) and again (Whoo!). MSN with an Irish Whip into the opposite corner and MSN with a Stinger Splash. MSN ties Kong to the Tree of Woe. MSN dropkicked Kong in the chest. MSN uses his foot to choke Kong. Thorn chokes Kong and MSN sets up the ladder. MSN has the ladder in the ring and Thorn is choking Kong. MSN "accidentally" dropped the ladder onto Kong. MSN hit Kong with the ladder. MSN sets it up and MSN is climbing the ladder. Kong grabbed MSN and pulled his tights down, mooning the Ratz Nezt and the fans in that section in the process. Kong hit MSN with the ladder. Kong put the ladder on top of MSN and Kong yelled "Make a wish" and stomped the ladder, which hurt MSN and the family jewels, if you know what I mean. Kong wedges the ladder in the corner of the ring. Kong dropped MSN knee-first on the ladder twice. That's gotta hurt MSN's bum knee. Kong is standing on MSN's foot which is draped on the bottom rope. The fans chat "We want Nut shots" *clap, clap, clapclapclap*" and Kong delivers with a headbutt down there. Kong snapped MSN's leg back and Kong applied a Spinning Toe Hold. MSN pushes Kong off and sends him into the ladder. Thorn on the ring apron to choke Kong as MSN punches Kong. MSN gives Kong a bodyslam. MSN has the ladder and MSN climbs to the top rope. MSN jumps off the top rope, using his body to drive the ladder into Kong. MSN drops the ladder on Kong. MSN ties Kong to the Tree of Woe. MSN places the ladder in front of Kong's face and MSN dropkicks the ladder. MSN puts the ladder in the center of the ring, and he starts climbing. Kong gets up and dropkicks the ladder. MSN hits the mat hard. Kong rammed MSN's bad knee into the ladder. Kong threw MSN over the top rope. Kong gets Johnny Holiday in the ring. Kong drove Johnny to the mat and Kong with a Gutwrench Salto for Johnny. Thorn pulled Johnny out of the ring.

Kong out of the ring and he tells the fans to move. He sets up five chairs near me. Kong tries to Irish Whip MSN into the steel chairs, but MSN reverses it and Kong goes flying into the chairs. Thorn and Johnny hold Kong and MSN hits him in the head with a steel chair. Kong's cup fell out or he reached into his tights and got it and he hit Johnny with it. The Smooth Criminals have set up a table. MSN hit Kong with a chair. Johnny and Thorn hold Kong onto the table, and MSN off the ladder with a moonsault that drives Kong through the table. Both of them are down, and Security tells me to move back. I scoot my chair back, but I've got to keep writing. Kong and MSN will look out for me. MSN went for The Saturday Night Special ON THE FLOOR but Kong was able to power out and slingshot MSN into the ladder. Both of them are in the ring and Kong is going for the belt. MSN pulled Kong off. MSN dropped the ladder onto Kong. MSN with a kick and a belly-to-back suplex. MSN chokes Kong. The Smooth Criminals set up the ladder. MSN climbs almost to the top rung of the ladder and he blessed himself and hit an elbowdrop from the ladder onto Kong. MSN dropped the ladder onto Kong again and MSN is standing on the ladder, which is only pushing it onto Kong more. MSN sets up the ladder and starts climbing. Kong stands up and is able to hit MSN with a Razor's Edge/Diamond Death Drop but as MSN comes off the ladder, MSN's foot causes the ladder to spin around and the top rung of the ladder just smacked MSN in the face! Holy shit. MSN grabbed his face and he is lying on the mat away from me. He rolls over so I can see his face, and I expected a mask of blood or a broken nose or something. MSN rolls out of the ring and Thorn and Johnny Holiday IMMEDIATELY run over to him to check on him. I hope Sassy didn't see that, but I know she did. If she was sitting by me, I would have put my arm around her. Kong has set up the ladder and he is climbing. Commissioner Stephen E. is in the ring and he knocks Kong off the ladder. Commissioner Stephen E. climbs the ladder and he has the belt!

Winner and NEW MWF Heavyweight Champion: Stephen E!

Stephen E. gives the belt to MSN!

Winner and NEW MWF Heavyweight Champion: "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry

Yes, Stephen E. can do that!

The Smooth Criminals attack Kong and "The Space Cowboy" Jason Jones makes the save. The Space Cowboy with the mic and he called MSN "a piece of shit." Space Cowboy wants to challenge MSN right now! MSN will take on Space Cowboy next month, but Space Cowboy says that Bob Burk will be Special Guest Referee! As they head to the back, Johnny Holiday shakes my hand and says "You're the man." Security helps Kong to the back, and Kong is limping.

After Space Cowboy beats MSN, he's gonna whip Stephen E.'s ass.

Stephen E. is gonna kick Bob Burk's ass right now. Bob punched Stephen E. Bob standing tall in the ring and Stephen E. runs to the back. Bob thanked us all for coming out.

I didn't get a flyer for this show, so I didn't get hardly any autographs. I did get flyers for the next show to hang up, and you better believe that I'll save one for myself to get autographed.