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Midwest Wrestling Federation
February 15, 2003
National Guard Armory
Pittsburg, Kansas

Preshow
Awards Ceremony
Match #1: "Impressive" Anthony Wayne vs. Se7en
Match #2: Bad Company: Adrian Steel and Yukon Eric, Jr. with Cherry Blossom vs. Prometheus and Tiger Kid
Match #3: The Islanders: The Punisher and Tarantula (MWF Tag Team Champions) vs. Tanker and Snap
Intermission
Match #4: Extreme Match: Prometheus (MWF Extreme Champion) vs. Yukon Eric, Jr.
Match #5: The Old School Express: "The Space Cowboy" Jason Jones and Krow (MWF Cruiserweight Champion) vs. Thorn, "The Master" Johnny Holiday and Sergeant Mason Pain
Match #6: Kong vs. "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry with Sassy Merlot, Thorn, and "The Master" Johnny Holiday: The winner will be the NEW MWF Heavyweight Champion

I brewed a pitcher of Iced Tea before I started typing this up, and I'm brewing another one right now. You might want to get two pitchers of your favorite beverage before you start reading this one, because I took 13 pages of notes!

I got a free ticket courtesy of Bob Burk, who didn't make the show.

Before the show, I saw "Impressive" Anthony Wayne, which caused a couple of people that were at the APWA show on January 31st to wonder how he can wrestle in both federations, it's because he's so impressive! "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry walked out of the locker room for a minute and I showed him the 8x10's I had made of he and I, the one I had made of the picture that he took of himself, and the two 8x10's that he took of Sassy Merlot and I as well. I have another 8x10 of Sassy and I that is hanging on the wall at work, and below that picture is an 8.5x11 of MSN and Sassy and she's basically in the exact same pose in both photos. I was showing off the two pictures I had taken of she and I (before I had 8x10's of them made) and someone at work asked if she was my girlfriend, and before I could say anything, someone else said "He wishes."

Commissioner Stephen E. walked out of the locker room to a chant of "Stephanie." Sorry people, it's Stephen E.

There's a table in the far corner of The Armory with four trophy's on it because in December, The MWF had several polls on the website for 2002 (Baby) and the awards ceremony is tonight. Even though my computer was in the shop getting upgraded (I have my old hard drive in a new case basically), I still managed to go to the Public Library and vote in the polls.

I'm really glad about the huge turnout. However, I don't see Sassy Merlot in the crowd, I'm disappointed that she's not here! )-: (She was there, though, just keep reading...)

I spent $5 and purchased an 8x10 of Prometheus, $4 for an 8x10 of Tarantula and $3 for an 8x10 of "The Real Deal" Adrian Steel (or was it $3 for Tarantula and $4 for Adrian?).

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Awards Ceremony

The show starts as Commissioner Stephen E. is here with The MWF title, the four trophy's, Scotty C. and Sassy Merlot. Stephen E. brings class to this town, not the kind of class that you go to when you're riding the short bus, but First Class, which we know nothing about. Stephen E. says "Pittsburg, Kansas, you can't handle me!"

The trophy for Most Popular Wrestler of the year goes to... From the pages of SpaceCowboyWrestling.com, he is good ole #45, he is The Space Cowboy, Jason Jones. I wore my SpaceCowboyWrestling.com tie dye T-shirt and I have on my Space Cowboy Foam Finger. Yes, you too can get Space Cowboy t-shirts (not the tie dye one) and foam fingers and 8x10's at the merchandise table, or you can order them from his website. He might be out of tie dye t-shirts right now. (Crap, I wanted to leave the show with a Space Cowboy Bandana. I just might either wait till the next show or I just might have to go to his website and order one for myself). I need a different hat to wear to wrestling shows too. Maybe a Space Cowboy cap would be nice (with my Mr. Saturday Night T-shirt). Even if I don't put him over in my reports like I do Pimptight, The Space Cowboy is the man.

Commissioner Stephen E. doesn't understand how JJ won this award because Stephen E. is the most popular man in The MWF. Space Cowboy told Stephen E. "I just wanted to come out here and tell you I respect you just about as much as these people do. JJ's gonna spank Stephen E.'s ass, and for seven years, JJ's worked his ass off and this award means a lot to him. He posed in the ring with his trophy so I could take his picture.

Stephen E. calls out "The Master" Johnny Holiday. Johnny is met with a chant of "light bulb" because Kong broke one over Johnny's head at Evolution last April.

The Award for Most Hated Wrestling of the Year goes to...
"Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry

The Award for Feud of the Year goes to...
"Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry and Logan Moore

It's alright that MSN won Most Hated Wrestler of the Year, because he hates you too! (He doesn't hate me! (-: ). MSN tells Space Cowboy that since Space Cowboy only won one award, but MSN won two, then MSN is "one up."

Space Cowboy says "It's funny you say one up, because if you don't show these people some respect, I'll give you one up yours."

MSN took out Logan Moore, the title is vacant. The Award for Match of the Year goes to... Logan Moore and "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry. Logan Moore isn't here tonight because he's still injured from Yule Tide Peril last December.

Five women are at the show and I think they are all relatives of Adrian Steel. They have a video camera on a tripod and they're gonna tape at least the match with Adrian. Anyway, these five women all sitting on or near a table along a wall and MSN says "Is this a wrestling show or the World's Biggest Skankfest?" One of them gets off the table very quickly to yell at MSN and a leg of the table gives and they fall. They're going to sit on chairs for the rest of the show. (-: MSN said something about them needing to lose weight since they broke the table.

The locker room emptied and the fans stood up and we had a 10 bell salute for the late great "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig. Since no one else said it after the final bell, I said "That was perfect."

Punisher and The Tarantula make their way out with the MWF Tag Team Titles (apparently they are just the "Tag Team Champions" now and not the "Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions") and they challenge anyone from the back to come out to get a title shot. Stephen E. is wanting to see The Islanders get their ass kicked, so he goes to the back and gets Tanker and Snap. Punisher is knocked to the floor and Tarantula just got his back rammed into the locker room door. Snap with an Irish Whip as Tanker jumps off the top rope and hits Punisher with a Flying Clothesline (that is The Punisher's finishing move). Tanker and Snap beat on Punisher some more and Tarantula breaks it up with a steel chair. Tarantula helps Punisher to the back.

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Match #1: "Impressive" Anthony Wayne vs. Se7en

The following match is one fall. The song "Addicted To Love" by Robert Palmer blares over the loudspeaker as "Impressive" Anthony Wayne makes his way to the ring. Stephen E. calls Anthony "the biggest MWF Superstar." Anthony stands 5' 3". Anthony mentions that this is the fourth time that Anthony has been to Pittsburg. There's a girl a couple of chairs down from me that wears glasses and she "makes Anthony's juices flow." She's videotaping this match. Anthony tells us to "Sit back and get ready to be impressed." His opponent is Se7en. Your Referee is "Sweet" Steve Smith.

Anthony is outweighed by Se7en. The bell rings and Anthony leaves the ring because Se7en has a chair. They lock up and Anthony with an armbar and a twist. Se7en reverses and works on Anthony's arm. They circle and lock up collar-and-elbow and Anthony with a headlock. Se7en fires Anthony off the ropes and Se7en with a shoulderblock. They circle each other and Anthony with several punches and a forearm. Anthony off the ropes for momentum, and Se7en used the momentum to toss Anthony over the top rope. Se7en hit Anthony with a chair. Se7en punched Anthony. Se7en just crushed a can of Orange Soda on Anthony's head (Orange "Crush" hahaha). Se7en asked one section of the crowd and they did and Se7en threw Anthony into the first row! Se7en threw Anthony back in the ring and Se7en with a powerbomb for a two count, Anthony barely got his shoulder up on that one. Se7en with a punch. Se7en with an Irish Whip that sends Anthony into the corner, Se7en with a Stinger Splash that missed. Anthony Wayne smacked Se7en with a steel chair. Anthony has each of Se7en's legs, and he crotched Se7en on (say it with me, you know you want to) The Ring Post (dot com). Anthony puts Se7en in a Figure Four with his legs wrapped around The Ring Post (dot com). Anthony hit Se7en with a chair. Anthony threw Se7en out of the ring and Anthony threw Se7en into The Ring Post (dot com). Back in the ring and Anthony puts a steel chair on Se7en's face so he can hit the Van Terminator. Se7en is up and he threw the chair at Anthony while Anthony was on the top rope. Se7en with a Fireman's Carry that he turns into a Death Valley Driver. Se7en hit Anthony with a chair. Se7en goes out of the ring and sets up four chairs so that the seats of the chairs have made sort of a 2x2 table. Se7en back in the ring and he picked Anthony up and dropped him chest first onto the four chairs. Se7en threw Anthony back in the ring and gave him a bodyslam. Se7en has a chair and he gave Anthony a legdrop using the chair. Se7en sat up the chair so that someone could sit in it, but Se7en with an Irish Whip for Anthony Wayne and a drop toehold that sends Anthony face first into the chair. Se7en out of the ring and he poses for the video camera to show off his mask of blood. Anthony Wayne with a Tornado DDT from the ring apron to the floor! Anthony is busted open as well. Anthony Wayne with a California Kick that sends Se7en in the crowd. Anthony grabbed two cans of soda and he hit rammed both of them into the head of Se7en. Anthony with a blatant choke and he threw Se7en back into the ring. Anthony folded a chair and laid it on the mat, and he put Se7en on top of it. Anthony climbed to the top rope and he hit a frogsplash on Se7en for a two count. Se7en with an Irish Whip that sent Anthony in the corner, and Se7en tried for a Stinger Splash but he met Anthony's boot. Se7en sent Anthony headfirst into a chair. The chair is on the mat, and Se7en has Anthony in sort of a piledriver position, and Se7en dropped down so that he is sitting on Anthony's head, ramming Anthony's head into the chair. Se7en goes for the pin and gets the win! Se7en uses his own blood to make a "7" on Anthony's chest.

Winner: Se7en

"Sweet" Steve Smith is wiping up blood from the ring and ringside area with a mop. Anthony can't stand up and he gets helped to the back.

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Stephen E. knows that our favorite MWF Superstar is Stephen E., then he calls out Bad Company: "The Real Deal" Adrian Steel and Yukon Eric, Jr. along with their valet, Cherry Blossom.

Adrian Steel says "Well, well, Pittsburg, Kansas. Why in the hell are we in Pittsburg, Kansas?" Adrian says that he knows that all these people came to see Bad Company, and he points at me and says "I know you came here to see us." I nod my head approvingly. Adrian says that "Prometheus ain't crap." Adrian challenges Tiger Kid and Prometheus. He calls Prometheus by a name he used to use in his earlier wrestling days. Some fan smarts off and Stephen E. tells Bad Company that "that guy is Special Ed."

The last time Adrian Steel was here in Pittsburg, (April of 1999) some fan stole his axehandle. I notice that he doesn't have one with him today.

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Match 2: Bad Company with Cherry Blossom vs. Prometheus and Tiger Kid

From Katmandu, Japan, The Tiger Kid. His partner from Mount Olympus, "The American Nightmare" Prometheus. If Bad Company wins, then Prometheus has to put the MWF Extreme Title on the line against Yukon Eric, Jr. later in the show. Apparently they have some unfinished business from their days in World Class Championship Wrestling in Arkansas.

Prometheus and Adrian Steel start the match, and they lock up. Adrian with a armbar, a hammerlock and a headlock. He makes the tag to Yukon Eric, Jr. and Bad Company with a double elbow. Yukon Eric, Jr. with punches and an Irish Whip and he hits Prometheus with a clothesline. Yukon goes for the pin, but Tiger Kid breaks it up. Prometheus makes a tag and Tiger Kid and Yukon Eric, Jr. lock up. Tiger Kid with a hammerlock and a shoulderblock. Yukon makes the tag and Bad Company with a double punch and Adrian rammed Tiger Kid headfirst into the turnbuckle. Tiger Kid with a chop (Whoo!) and a snap mare. Tiger Kid with an Irish Whip and a hiptoss for Adrian Steel. Tiger Kid goes for the pin and gets a two count. They each make a tag.

Prometheus with a bodyslam and an elbowdrop on Yukon Eric, Jr. and Prometheus goes for the pin and gets a two count. Prometheus with a neckbreaker. Prometheus climbs to the top rope and Yukon causes Referee Jeff Justice to hit the rope which causes Prometheus to fall. Adrian clocked Prometheus with a steel chair. Yukon goes for the pin and gets a three count. Prometheus and Tiger Kid are mad at the Referee.

Winners: Bad Company: "The Real Deal" Adrian Steel and Yukon Eric, Jr.

Stephen E. tells Prometheus to take his @$$ to the back because he's got a match tonight and his title's on the line. The crowd with a chant of "Bad Company Sucks."

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Match 3: The Islanders: The Punisher and Tarantula (MWF Tag Team Champions) vs. Tanker and Snap

From Kansas City, Missouri, Tanker and Snap. The Referee is Sweet Steve Smith. From the beautiful Island of Puerto Rico, The Islanders, Punisher and Tarantula. Tarantula comes out by himself because The Punisher still isn't recovered by the beat down that Tanker and Snap gave him earlier. Snap with a kick and a punch. Snap with another punch and an Irish Whip. Tarantula off the ropes with an elbow. Tarantula with punches, an Irish Whip and a Drop Toehold as Snap comes off the ropes. Tarantula with an elbowdrop from the second rope. Tarantula with a camel clutch but Tanker breaks it up. Tarantula kicks Snap. With Snap in the corner, Tarantula with a running clothesline. Tarantula with a kneedrop that catches Snap in the head. Snap has both hands on the rope and Tarantula with Snap's legs and he brings him into the middle of the ring hard. Tag and Tanker with a bodyslam for Tarantula. Tanker with kicks and an Irish Whip and he catches Tarantula with a clothesline. Tanker with a chinlock on Tarantula. Tarantula's hand dropped twice but not the third time. Tarantula makes his way back to a vertical base. Tanker with a neckbreaker on Tarantula for a two count (or was it the other way around?). Tanker with forearm shots, an Irish Whip and he gives Tarantula a backdrop. Tanker goes for the pin and gets a two count. Snap has each of Tarantula's legs and Snap with an elbowdrop where it hurts, then Snap does it again. Tarantula with a single leg Boston crab. Snap and Tarantula are both outside. Tarantula kicked Tanker and threw him into The Ring Post (dot com). Tarantula kicked Snap Tarantula has a chair. Tarantula with a kick and an Irish Whip that is reversed and Tarantula hits the chair. The Referee stole the chair and Snap is mad. Tarantula with a kick and he hits a Tornado DDT from the second rope. Tarantula with an elbowdrop from the top rope. Snap with a kick and an Irish Whip that sends Tarantula into the corner. Snap with a Stinger Splash that missed and Snap goes over the top rope. The Punisher is here and he goes after Snap. Tarantula with a DDT on Tanker and Punisher with a Splash off the top rope for the pin and the three count.

Winners: The Islanders: Tarantula and The Punisher

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The Punisher gives high fives to several fans, but not to me! )-:

Stephen has a few more surprises. He says that "Pittsburg Sucks" and the crowd with a "You Suck" chant.

Stephen E. called out "The Master" Johnny Holiday. Stephen E. decrees that The New MWF Heavyweight Champion is "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry. MSN makes his way out and Sassy Merlot is here! MSN spit at a kid. Crowd with a "You Suck" chant and out comes Kong!

On December 8, 2001, Kong became the first MWF Heavyweight Champion. He wants to do it again tonight.

See Dick
See Jane
See Dick in his underwear.
(Kong said a few more about Dick and Jane)
The bottom line is Jane Loves Dick.

Kong is choking Stephen E. and MSN gets a "No Parking" sign and he hit Kong in the head with it and Kong just turned around and he looks mad! Sassy, The Master and MSN all leave the ring and Kong makes Stephen E. make MSN vs. Kong tonight for MSN's MWF Title.

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Intermission

It's Intermission time and I got my picture taken with Prometheus. As I got into the ring, the song "Rock And Roll All Nite" by KISS was playing over the loudspeakers. How appropriate is it that a KISS song was playing while I was in the ring? I got the pictures of Tarantula, Adrian Steel and Prometheus autographed (I bought the pictures before the show).

I talked to Sassy Merlot for a little bit and between my being nervous and her being SO GORGEOUS, I didn't get to talk to her as long as I wanted to, and I was nervous too. She was engaged in a conversation when I interrupted her. I walked up to her and showed her the 8x10 I had made of the picture that MSN took of himself. Then I showed her the two 8x10's I had made of she and I together and she said "Those turned out cute." She is the reason that those pictures turned out cute, and she knows it. You can't believe how beautiful she is. I told Sassy that I have one of the two 8x10's of us hanging up at work. I didn't tell her that below that 8x10 is a 8.5x11 of MSN and Sassy that they autographed. I also have a picture of Sassy and I as my Desktop Wallpaper on my computer.

Of my five favorite valets, Sassy is the only one that hasn't ever e-mailed me. Sassy did sign my Guestbook. Of my five favorite valets, Dawn Marie is only one that hasn't signed my Guestbook (Bobcat, Elektra and April Hunter signed my Guestbook and send me e-mail). Sassy is more than welcome to send me the occasional e-mail if she is so inclined. I'll try not to drive her nuts with e-mail, I swear! (-: (Sassy added me to her MSN buddy list on Sunday and we had a nice chat on Sunday afternoon, hopefully the first of many! (-: )

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Match 4: Extreme Match: Prometheus (MWF Extreme Champion) vs. Yukon Eric, Jr.

This is the first time that Yukon Eric, Jr. has been in Pittsburg, Kansas since April of 1999!

From the Northwest Territory, Yukon Eric, Jr. "The Real Deal" Adrian Steel and Cherry Blossom accompany Yukon Eric, Jr. to the ring. Yukon Eric, Jr. and Adrian Steel are both wearing Bad Company T-shirts. His opponent, from Mount Olympus, "The American Nightmare" Prometheus. Prometheus didn't give me a high five either. If we don't shut up then Yukon won't get in the ring. We don't shut up and Cherry Blossom and Bad Company start walking to the back. This is an Extreme Match with no countout, no disqualification, no time limit and the use of weapons are not only legal, but encouraged, so they can't be counted out. Yukon gets in the ring and he wants to shake hands with Prometheus and he kicks Prometheus. Yukon gets Prometheus in the corner and he connects with two chops (Whoo! * 2). Yukon with forearms and a Camel Clutch. Prometheus with a clothesline and a belly-to-belly suplex and he goes for a pin but Adrian Steel broke it up. Prometheus kicked Yukon. Yukon with a forearm and a powerslam. I checked and Yukon Eric, Jr. has both ears. Yukon with a headlock. Cherry has the Referee distracted. Yukon Eric has the Referee distracted and Adrian Steel rammed Prometheus into The Ring Post (dot com). Adrian threw Prometheus back in. Yukon Eric goes for the pin and gets a two count. Prometheus has Yukon in the ropes and he connects with two chops (Whoo! * 2). Prometheus with an Irish Whip and a clothesline. Prometheus with an armbar. Prometheus with an Irish Whip and a flapjack (by himself). Prometheus goes for the pin and gets a two count. Yukon goes outside to regroup and he gets back in the ring. Yukon and Prometheus circle each other. They lock up and Prometheus with an armdrag and a powerslam for a two count. Prometheus with an armbar and an Irish Whip and he tried a clothesline, but he missed. Yukon kicked him low. Yukon with a kneelift. Yukon threw Prometheus out of the ring and Yukon threw two chairs into the ring. Yukon hit Prometheus twice with a chair and Cherry Blossom has a cookie sheet. Prometheus is sitting in a chair in the ring and Yukon off the ropes with a clothesline. Yukon with a kick and Adrian has a dustpan. Yukon choked Prometheus on the ropes. Cherry tried to hit Prometheus with a cookie sheet, but she accidentally hit Yukon! Prometheus knocked Yukon out of the ring and then he threw him over to me. Prometheus hit him twice with a chair. Prometheus (back in the ring?) with a camel clutch. Yukon with a low blow. Back out of the ring and Yukon rammed Prometheus into a wall! They've gone to the bathroom now. They're out of the bathroom and Yukon rammed Prometheus into The Ring Post (dot com). Yukon gets a two count. Prometheus with a vertical suplex and he got the win!

Winner: Prometheus.

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Adrian hits the ring and he stomps Prometheus and he hits a DDT. Yukon with an Irish Whip and a kick and a neckbreaker. Adrian hit Prometheus with a cookie sheet. Bad Company stand tall in the ring. Bad Company hold Prometheus and Cherry Blossom just slapped him. Adrian says "Who's your Daddy now?"

Stephen E. will show you the difference between first class and white trash. What's about 12 chairs long and has two teeth? The Front Row!

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Match 5: The Old School Express: "The Space Cowboy" Jason Jones and Krow (MWF Cruiserweight Champion) vs. Thorn, "The Master" Johnny Holiday and Sergeant Mason Pain

The song "Gimme All Your Lovin'" by ZZ Top plays as the man From the pages of SpaceCowboyWrestling.com, Good Ole #45, The Space Cowboy Jason Jones makes his way to the ring with The MWF Cruiserweight Champion Krow. Their opponents are Thomas Thorn, "The Master" Johnny Holiday and Sgt. Mason Pain. Once again, Thorn isn't wearing his trademark shades.

Krow and Thorn start off and circle each other. Thorn climbs to the top rope for crowd approval and I clap. Krow goes to the top rope for crowd approval and everyone claps. Thorn puts his hands together and does the Krow sign, but then Thorn uses his forefinger and thumb to simulate a gun, and then Thorn shoots, as if to shoot the krow. Krow with a hammerlock that Thorn reversed. Krow with a hiptoss, a bodyslam and a headlock. Thorn fires Krow to the ropes and hits him with a clothesline. Krow missed a punch and Thorn tagged in Sgt. Mason Pain. Krow with a headlock.

Krow made the tag as well. Space Cowboy with a headlock of his own. Sgt. Mason with a low blow. Space Cowboy with kicks, an armbar, a legdrop and a headscissors. Space Cowboy with a hammerlock and a legscissors. He goes for the pin but Sgt. Pain is too close to the ropes. Space Cowboy with an Irish Whip and a Stinger Splash in the corner. With Sgt. Pain still in the corner, Space Cowboy climbs to the second rope and delivers 10 punches. Space Cowboy with an Irish Whip and he hits a Stinger Splash from the opposite corner. Space Cowboy with two punches and a bionic elbow. Space Cowboy tags Krow. Krow with a spinning heel kick and Sgt. Pain tags in Thorn. Krow with an Irish Whip but Thorn managed to hold on and hit a DDT. Thorn with a chop in the corner (Whoo!) Krow with a chop of his own (Whoo!) and a bodyslam and Krow tags the Space Cowboy. Space Cowboy connects with a few punches and Space Cowboy and Thorn circle each other. They lock up collar-and-elbow and Space Cowboy backs Thorn into the corner. Clean break by The Space Cowboy. They lock up collar-and-elbow again and Thorn backs The Space Cowboy into the corner and Thorn with a chop (Whoo!). Space Cowboy sneaks in a roll up for a two count and Thorn rolls outside to the floor. Space Cowboy takes time to get a drink of water. Thorn got into the ring at the count of 8. Thorn and Space Cowboy lock up. Thorn with an armbar and a twist (I miss Twist!). Thorn kicks The Space Cowboy. Thorn tagged "The Master" Johnny Holiday. Johnny with the armbar and a few kicks and he tags Thorn back in. Thorn with an armbar of his own. Thorn uses the ropes for leverage. Thorn with a legdrop and he goes for a pin and gets a two count. Thorn with punches and he tags in Sgt. Mason Pain. Sgt. Pain with an armbar of his own and a legdrop. Sgt. Pain goes for the pin and gets a two count on The Space Cowboy. Sgt. Pain with a double armbar on Space Cowboy with a knee in JJ's back while Space Cowboy is in a sitting position (sort of a modified bow and arrow?). Sgt. Pain tags Thorn and Thorn with a single leg Boston Crab on The Space Cowboy. Krow distracts the Referee and Thorn switches with Sgt. Pain without tagging. The Referee is distracted again and Johnny Holiday with the single leg Boston Crab. The Space Cowboy easily kicked Johnny off! Johnny quickly tagged Thorn. Thorn with two chops (Whoo! * 2). Irish Whip but Thorn missed the clothesline but The Space Cowboy hit a flying chop. Thorn tagged Sgt. Pain and Space Cowboy tagged Krow. Krow is cleaning house. Krow with a meeting of the minds on Thorn and Sgt. Pain (he rammed their heads together) and Johnny Holiday with a low blow. Thorn with a low blow for The Space Cowboy. Sgt. Pain chopped Krow (Whoo!). Thorn has Krow in one corner, Sgt. Pain has Space Cowboy in the opposite corner and The Master is caught in the middle. Irish Whip by Thorn and Pain that Krow and Space Cowboy reverse and Pain and Thorn run right into Johnny! Krow and Space Cowboy each put Thorn and Sgt. Pain in a sleeper and their hands hit the mat three times so the match is over.

Winners: Old School Express- The MWF Cruiserweight Champion Krow and the Man from The Pages of SpaceCowboyWrestling.com, good ole #45, The Space Cowboy, Jason Jones.

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Krow and Space Cowboy go after Johnny. Krow and Space wake up Thorn and Sgt. Pain. The heels go to the back and Krow and The Space Cowboy high five all of the fans.

Stephen E. got a phone call during intermission and he can't give Mr. Saturday Night the MWF title just like that! The winner of the main event will be the NEW MWF Heavyweight Champion.

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Main Event:

Kong vs. "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry (with Sassy Merlot, Thorn, and "The Master" Johnny Holiday)

From Plano, Texas, he is accompanied by Thorn, "The Master" Johnny Holiday and the lovely Sassy Merlot, "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry. Since "Pimptight" Kevin Lovejones isn't here tonight to accompany MSN to the ring, Thorn will instead. The Smooth Criminals (MSN and Thorn) are back together (You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth criminal). His opponent is from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, he is "The Superstar" Rich Allen.

He might be "The Superstar" Rich Allen everywhere else, but when he is in Pittsburg, KS, he is KONG!

Sassy and Johnny each have one of MSN's trophies (maybe Sassy had two?). Johnny came over to me and shook my hand and I accidentally ended up with the stick that he was carrying. (I'll give it back). Kong came out and knocked Thorn down. Kong with a backdrop on MSN. MSN goes outside to regroup with Thorn, Sassy and Johnny. Kong is pacing the ring like a caged lion (Kevin Wall once said that about Bruiser Brody). MSN got in the ring only to leave the ring again. Johnny might need his stick because Kong is biting Johnny! MSN with a kneelift. MSN with an Irish Whip but Kong with a reversal and MSN goes in the corner and over the top rope. MSN broke the 10 count only to go back outside. Sassy covers MSN's ears so he won't hear the "You Suck" chant. MSN back in the ring and they lock up collar-and-elbow. They end up in a top wristlock and MSN with a hammerlock. Kong reversed the hammerlock only to receive a drop toehold. They lock up and MSN with a hammerlock and he puts Kong to the mat. Kong with a headscissors and MSN gets out. MSN with a headlock takeover. MSN with a headlock. Kong fired MSN to the ropes and Kong missed a clothesline. MSN with a waistlock. Kong reversed it and drove MSN to the mat. MSN with punches. Kong with punches. Kong with an Irish Whip that sends MSN over the top rope to the floor. Sassy, Thorn and The Master all check up on him. Kong out of the ring after him and Kong with an Irish Whip that sends MSN into several chairs! Kong told people to move and two sections of Ringside moved out of the way!

Referee Jeff Justice got to a 9 count but Commissioner Stephen E. stopped him and declared this match has No Countout (He can do that, he's the Commissioner!). They get back in the ring and Kong with forearms to MSN. Kong with a vertical suplex, he goes for the pin and gets a two count. Sassy is blocking my view, but I don't mind in the least! (-: (She's so pretty). MSN tied Kong to the Tree of Woe. MSN is standing on Kong's... um, MSN is standing where it hurts. (-:

MSN with a kick. MSN put Kong's legs on the second rope and MSN with a dropkick and that's gotta hurt. MSN points to the heavens and MSN with a Perfectplex. He hits it and I say "That was perfect" but MSN only got a two count. MSN said "That was for you, that was for you Tony." MSN hit a legdrop, went for the pin and got another two count. MSN with an Irish Whip that sent Kong in the corner. MSN rushed in and got caught with an elbow by Kong. Kong with another elbow. Kong said "Do you like pancakes?" and he gave MSN a flapjack (by himself). Kong is going after Johnny. MSN has a chair and Commissioner Stephen E. makes this a NO DQ match (He can do that). MSN has the chair, but he accidentally hit Johnny Holiday! Sassy and Thorn are checking on Johnny. Kong slammed Johnny and Johnny is bleeding. MSN with punches and he throws Kong out of the ring. MSN with punches and Thorn with a kick. MSN on second rope. MSN hit Kong with something (a double axehandle maybe) but Thorn, Johnny and The Referee were in my way. Kong with a monkeyflip that sends MSN into The Ring Post (dot com). Kong has Sassy by the hair! )-: Stephen E. runs up to me and he's like "We've got to do something, that's a girl he's got in the ring." (Where's The Outlaw when you need him? Where's Tanker and Snap?). Kong must've kissed Sassy while Stephen E. was talking to me (First Space Cowboy and now Kong, I'd probably faint trying to kiss her). Kong said he kissed her on the MWF Messageboard. MSN with a kneelift and Kong let go of Sassy and she got out of the ring. Kong put MSN on the top turnbuckles in a sitting position and Kong hit a Diamond Death Drop, Chico (a la Scott Hall/The Diamond Studd/Razor Ramon). Kong is heading to the dressing room, but Kong came back with A LADDER! It's a Ladder Match now (Yes, Stephen E. CAN do that!) Kong ran at MSN while holding the ladder. Kong kicked MSN repeatedly. Kong with an Irish Whip that sends MSN into steel chairs. MSN has the ladder now. MSN sets the ladder up and he's climbing. Kong dropkicked the ladder. Kong has a chair. He sets it up. With the chair ready to be sat upon, Kong with a German Suplex that rams MSN into the chair! Kong has the stick from Johnny Holiday. Johnny is wearing pants, but Kong tries to stick the stick up Johnny's, um, tries to stick the stick where the sun don't shine, shall we say? Kong is down and MSN climbs to the top rope, but he missed the elbowdrop. Kong clotheslined MSN over the top rope. Kong attacked Thorn. A girl in my row yelled "Throw the girl into the ring." I yelled "No!" and the girl yells "Yes!" and Sassy turns and smiles at me. Sassy looked like it hurt when she turned her head to look at me. I hope she's okay.

Kong knocked MSN to the floor. Kong hit MSN with a chair. Kong with a vertical suplex on MSN ON THE FLOOR!. Johnny kicked Kong and Sassy did too!

Referee Jeff Justice counts out both men and the match is ruled No Contest. (Yes, Stephen E. can do that!)

Winner: NO CONTEST

Kong attacked The Smooth Criminals. Kong has the mic and he says he wants to see Kong vs. MSN one more time. In a steel cage match.

Commissioner Stephen E. decrees that they will have a rematch on March 15 and it will be inside a 15 foot high Steel Cage (Yes, Stephen E. can do that!) It won't be old school tornado fence either (probably).

Kong punched Stephen E. and Kong went to the back. Stephen E. says that "Pittsburg Sucks!"