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Midwest Wrestling
Federation: Yule Tide Peril
December 14, 2002
 Animated Barbed Wire for title separation.

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Midwest Wrestling Federation
Yule Tide Peril
December 14, 2002 (Baby)
National Guard Armory
Pittsburg, Kansas

Let’s see if I can remember the HTML needed to make anchors. I haven’t tried this in awhile, nor have I ever used it in a wrestling report.

Preshow
Match #1: Thomas Thorn (MWF Cruiserweight Champion) vs. Krow
Match #2: Da Playboy vs. Kong: Extreme Match
Match #3: The Punisher and Tarantula vs. Vanilla Thrilla and Tiger Kid for the vacant MWF Cruiserweight Tag Team Titles
Match #4: "Tokyo Magnum"/Masked Man vs. Prometheus
Match #5: Lockdown Battle Royal: Winner is the first MWF Extreme Champion
Match #6: "Space Cowboy" Jason Jones vs. "Pimptight" Kevin Lovejones: Leather Strap Match
Match #7: "The Next Legend" Logan Moore (MWF Heavyweight Champion) vs. "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry
Post Show

Before the show, I ran into "The Original Frat Boy" Pimptight Kevin Lovejones (the name just says it all) and "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry in the parking lot. They were leaving to get chicks and beer. Pimptight has a new pickup line that he swears works every time, "F*ck you bitch!" MSN said that the problem with the MWF superstars is that there isn’t enough MWF superstars and the MWF Superstars (MSN and Pimptight ARE the MWF Superstars) are leaving to go get women! They’re supposed to bring me back some, but Sassy will be in the crowd (Yay!)

Pimptight and MSN told me what they were going to do before the show, and I can’t remember it well enough to say it, so I’m going to have to e-mail MSN ASAP and get him to tell me what it was so I can post it, since it was funny as hell. I e-mailed MSN to ask him and he wrote back and said "we are going to eat it all, drink it all, smoke it all, and whip everybody’s asses!"

This is the reason that I wish I had a working Voice It brand Message Recorder. Check their website at Voice It. I will have one in time for the next MWF show. My old one broke several months ago, and I am totally dependent on that thing. The one I want will record for 74 minutes. There is NO WAY that I can make a 74 minute “to do” list. Pimptight and MSN have “to do” lists that long though! (-:

At the next show, they can just press "Record" and talk into it, press record again to stop, and then supposedly I can take it home, hook it to my computer and it will type what they said. Otherwise I’ll have to type it myself. (Of course it will play back the messages).

I got into the show (finally) at 6:40 PM and went to the bathroom, got me a ringside seat near The Ring Post (dot com) and proceeded to the merchandise table. The Space Cowboy came out of the locker room and told me that he brought me a shirt, it was 3XL instead of 2XL and would be $18. So now I have the last Spacecowboywrestling.com Tie Dye t-shirt and I wanted it because Chicks Dig the Tie Dye!. Check out his website if you don’t believe me (that picture of the guy with the Hooters waitresses).

I also purchased a videotape of Fatal Four to send to Kaci Cannon and Vinnie Valentino (Vinnie wrestled his brother Rocco Valentino on that show) since they didn’t have their own copy of that video (maybe they’ll send me autographed pictures? (-: ). I also bought a picture of Referee Sweet Steve Smith, a disposable camera and a lemon lime soda. I bought yet another picture of The Space Cowboy to get autographed too.

Ticket to Yule Tide Peril$10.00
Tie Dye Spacecowboy Wrestling.com t-shirt$18.00
Space Cowboy Autographed Picture$ 3.00
Videotape to send to Kaci Cannon and Vinnie Valentino$10.00
Getting my picture taken with Sassy Merlot after the show PRICELESS!


(Getting to hold her for about five minutes thanks to MSN playing with the camera and generally messing around, BEYOND PRICELESS! Thanks MSN (-: and a big thank you to Sassy just for being so pretty! (-; )

The house was pretty good this time. I couldn’t count it because before the show, there were a lot of kids running around. I was glad to see such a nice crowd. I put up several flyers but of course the KKOW Cow at Dillons parking lot certainly didn't hurt either. (-: I take at least partial credit for the turnout (whether or not I deserve it!)

As I type this up, I’m listening to three CD’s from Blackmore’s Night. Ritchie Blackmore is now making Renaissance music and it’s cool. If you wished that he played more acoustic guitar when he was in Deep Purple and/or Rainbow, then get Blackmore’s Night. I will get their new Double Live CD ASAP. Krow wrestled at a Renaissance festival, so I thought Blackmore’s Night would be appropriate for typing this up. I’m drinking iced tea and eating two varieties of Poore Brothers potato chips, Habanero and Steak and Onion (I’m off the diet for a little bit).

Finally, onto the wrestling.

We start the show with The Star Spangled Banner. Some kid yells that the ring announcer is worse than Stephen E., Hahaha! (It’s a shame that Stephen E. isn’t here to see the "Stevie Sucks" t-shirts in the crowd). The PA system isn’t working, and we can’t hear him. Whenever he talks, we start a "What?" chant because we can’t hear what he’s saying. What? We start a "What?" chant because we can’t hear what he’s saying. What? Nevermind...

Match #1: Thomas Thorn (MWF Crusierweight Champion) vs. Krow

I put on my sunglasses as Thorn makes his way out in his leather coat but he is NOT wearing his trademark shades. What’s up with that? He didn’t even look my way to see me in my sunglasses. )-: Krow comes out and shakes hands with the fans and I do the Krow sign (I think it’s actually sign language for butterfly, but I could be wrong).

Thorn wrestled Krow at the MWF Show Evolution in April, but at the time Punisher was the Cruiserweight Champion. Now Thorn is the champ.

The Referee checks Krow and Thorn out. Thorn on the second rope for crowd approval and I clap. Krow to the second rope and everyone cheers. They lock up and they break clean in the middle of the ring. They lock up again, armdrag takedown by Thorn. They lock up again and a hiptoss by Thorn. They lock up again and a bodyslam by Thorn. Thorn turns around to talk to the crowd and Krow with an immediate kip up. Thorn turns around to receive a armdrag takedown, a hiptoss and a bodyslam. Thorn wisely rolls out of the ring (looking for advice from Johnny Holiday?). Krow climbs to the top rope to deliver a clothesline from the top rope to the floor! You’ve gotta love Krow! Back in the ring and Krow with an armbar and an armdrag takedown. Krow with an armbar and a twist. Thorn off the ropes and Krow with another armdrag. Krow with an armbar with Thorn on the mat and Thorn delivers two kneedrops to Thorn’s arm. Krow has Thorn in an armbar, and Thorn with a thumb to the eye. Krow somehow keeps the armbar on Thorn and Thorn goes to the ropes to try to get the Referee to break the hold. Krow with another thumb to the eye, a forearm smash and a kick. Thorn picks up Krow and delivers a backbreaker-on-knee. Krow goes for the pin and gets a one count. Thorn with another backbreaker-on-knee. Thorn with an Irish Whip on Krow and a twilt-a-whirl backbreaker-on-knee for another one count.

Krow with an Irish Whip on Thorn and a dropkick. Krow with another Irish Whip and he tried another dropkick, but Thorn held on to the ropes. Thorn goes to work with a powerslam, a dropkick, a kick and a double stomp (a la Kevin Sullivan) and Thorn goes for the pin for a two count. Thorn with an Irish Whip and he gives Krow a backdrop. Krow with a small package for two. Krow missed a punch. Thorn with a sleeper with Krow lying on the mat. The Referee is checking for Krow to give up, Krow’s arm falls to the mat once, twice but not the third time. Krow and Thorn make their way to a vertical base. Krow breaks free with elbows and Krow with an Irish Whip and a sleeper of his own. Thorn grabs the ropes and uses the ropes to take Thorn and Krow both outside. Thorn back in the ring and Krow is on the apron. Krow grabbed the ropes and hit an outside-in sunset flip for a two count. Krow with a legdrop. Krow with an Irish Whip and Thorn with a reversal and Thorn hits a sidewalk slam for a two count. Thorn with an Irish Whip and a powerslam variation. Krow was able to roll through Thorn’s pin attempt for the three count!

Winner and NEW MWF Cruiserweight Champion: Krow

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Match #2: Da Playboy vs. Kong

This is an Extreme Match. No DQ, time limit or countout, falls count anywhere and the use of weapons is not only legal, but encouraged. He weighs 203 pounds, the man that every man wants to be and that every woman wants to be with, Da Playboy. Playboy makes his way out with a steel chair. His opponent from Philadelphia, he weighs 250 pounds, Kong! Kong makes his way out with a trash can lid and a baseball bat. The bell rings and Playboy hits Kong in the head with a chair and Kong just laughs! Playboy again and Kong laughed again. Playboy again. Kong with a forearm and he hit Playboy with the trash can lid. Kong hit him with the lid again and now he’s using the lid to choke Da Playboy! Kong is busted open (legit). Kong with a bodyslam on Playboy and he rolls outside. Kong grabs the bat but he puts it down and challenges Da Playboy to a test of strength. Playboy goes to lock up and catches Kong with a kick. Playboy with a vertical suplex and goes for the pin and gets a two count. Kong has both hands on the bat and he hits Da Playboy with it a few times (one good swing would either end the match or kill Da Playboy). Kong uses the bat to choke Playboy. Kong threw Da Playboy out of the ring. Kong reached under the ring and pulled out a tripod and a big chain. I brought a small chain of my own that I laid on my chair just in case someone wants to use it. (-: You won’t believe this, but The Referee has a towel and he is wiping Kong’s blood off the mat! Kong wrapped the chain around Da Playboy and he rammed Da Playboy head first into a garage door at The Armory. Kong rammed Da Playboy into another garage door. (That’s the one that One Man Gang and Kevin Northcutt broke in 1999 that they had to leave open in 2001). Kong goes for the pin on the floor but he only gets a two count. Kong rammed Da Playboy headfirst into the ring apron. Kong reached under the ring and pulled out a book (on organic gardening, BTW) and he hit Da Playboy with it. Kong with punches in the corner. Kong tried for a move but Da Playboy turned it into a tilt-a-whirl Huracanrana. Playboy with a leglock (is that an Indian Deathlock, I can’t remember) and Da Playboy grabbed the ropes for leverage. Kong managed to reverse it. Da Playboy reached the ropes to make the Referee break it. Playboy with kicks and a hiptoss. Playboy ran to the ropes and he runs off the ropes and hits a legdrop on Kong. Kong with a forearm and he hit Da Playboy in the back with the trash can lid. Kong with a Gutwrench Salto for a two count. Kong tried for a powerbomb but Da Playboy turned it into a sunset flip but they are so close to the corner that Da Playboy can’t make the pin. Playboy with two shots with the baseball bat and Kong with two shots with the tripod. They are on the floor now and Kong asked the fans if we like Ice Cream? We scream for Ice Cream and Kong says “How do you like your nuts crushed” and he delivers a low diving headbutt to Da Playboy. Back in the ring and Kong perched Da Playboy on the top rope. Kong with a Diamond Death Drop/Razor’s Edge with Da Playboy from the top rope to the mat! The Vanilla Thrilla hit the ring and he used a rag to knock out Kong. Maybe he used it to choke him, but I think it must have had ether on it or something. Vanilla Thrilla dragged Da Playboy on Kong to make the pin and The Ref made the three count!

Winner: Da Playboy

The Referee is still wiping the blood off the mat and he saw some on the floor that he wiped up too. The Space Cowboy was at the merchandise table to watch these two matches. He left to go to the back to get ready for his own match. The mic doesn’t work so I couldn’t catch The Tarantula’s name until he signed my flyer.

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Match #3: Punisher and Tarantula vs. The Vanilla Thrilla and The Tiger Kid

The Winners of this match will be the NEW MWF Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions. The tag titles have been vacant for a few months.

At a combined weight of 400 pounds, The Punisher and Tarantula. They get a big pop from the crowd. He weighs 170 pounds, from Memphis Tennessee, The Hardest Working man in Independent wrestling today, The Vanilla Thrilla. Well, that’s probably what the ring announcer said, we couldn’t hear him. Did he say The Tiger Kid? Holy shit, it’s the Tiger Kid! The Tiger Kid was last hear for CSCW in March of 2001. I was one of the few (and the proud) that saw that show. (I only know of one other person in the crowd tonight besides me that was at the CSCW show.) Tiger Kid has an awesome mask. The four men are in the ring talking smack and then Vanilla and Tiger frisk the Referee. The Vanilla Thrilla was trained by The Tiger Kid.

Vanilla and Punisher start out. They circle each other cautiously and they go to lock up, but Vanilla steps to the side so they don’t lock up. They lock up and Vanilla with a shove. The fans with a loud “You Suck” chant to Vanilla and Tiger Kid. They lock up and The Punisher with a shove. They lock up again and Vanilla with a headlock. Tarantula in the ring and he caught Tiger Kid with a sunset flip as Vanilla with a clothesline on Punisher. Punisher and Tarantula clear the ring of Tiger and Vanilla. Tiger and Vanilla are on the floor exchanging a few shoves. Vanilla back in the ring with a few punches for Punisher in the corner. Punisher reverses and punches Vanilla in the corner a few times. Punisher with a chop (Whoo!) and another chop (and another Whoo!). Punisher with an Irish Whip that send Vanilla into the opposite corner. Punisher with an elbowsmash. Punisher with an Irish Whip that sends Vanilla into the opposite corner. Punisher takes him out of the corner with a monkeyflip. Vanilla tags Tiger Kid. Tiger Kids with kicks as the crowd with a loud “You Suck” chant at Tiger Kid. Tiger Kid with an Irish Whip and an elbowsmash. Tiger Kid makes a tag and holds Punisher so Vanilla can punch him. Vanilla with more punches and The Punisher is in the wrong corner. Tiger Kid is choking Punisher. Tarantula distracts the Referee and Vanilla takes advantage by choking Punisher after Tiger stopped. Vanilla with a double axehandle. Punisher is lying flat on his back on the mat and Vanilla stands on Punisher’s face and spins around, rubbing the soles of his boot on Punisher’s eyes. Vanilla runs Punisher’s face in the mat. Vanilla backs Punisher into the corner where Tiger Kid is waiting. Instead of a double team, Vanilla rubs The Punisher’s eyes across the top rope! The Punisher and Vanilla each make the tag. (Here’s a good place to make a new paragraph)

Tarantula and Tiger circle each other and then lock up collar-and-elbow. Tiger Kid with a headlock. Tiger with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors. Tarantula with a spinning heel kick and a splash for a two count. Tarantula with an Irish Whip, but Tiger Kid with a reversal. Tiger Kid with an Irish Whip and an elbowsmash. Tiger Kid with an Irish Whip but Tarantula reversed it. Tarantula off the ropes and Tiger Kid missed a clothesline. Tarantula off the ropes on the other side with a kick. Tarantula tags The Punisher back in. Tiger Kid chokes Punisher. Punisher is on the mat so Tiger Kids stands on Punisher’s throat while the Tiger Kid argues with The Referee. Tiger Kid with a snap mare and a pinning combination for a two count (a legscissors on one arm and an armbar on the other with Punisher’s shoulders on the mat, what is that called? a crucifix?). Tiger Kid with a tag to Vanilla Thrilla and an Irish Whip for The Punisher. Vanilla in the ring and he drops down so Punisher has to jump over Vanilla, only to get caught with a clothesline from The Tiger Kid. Tiger Kid goes for the pin and gets a two count. Punisher with a backdrop on Tiger Kid and he makes the tag to Tarantula. All four men are in the ring at the same time. Tiger Kid leaves the ring and The Tarantula with an Irish Whip for Vanilla and a backdrop. Tarantula on the top rope, but he missed the legdrop! Tiger Kid with a choke and a chinlock. Tarantula is on his back but he gets to a vertical base only to get back to the mat with the chinlock (did Tiger Kid pull the hair?). Tarantula back to his feet and he delivers an elbow to The Tiger Kid. Tiger Kid off the ropes but he missed the clothesline. Tiger Kid dropped Tarantula throat first on the top rope! Tiger Kid tags The Vanilla Thrilla who gives Tarantula punches. Vanilla makes the cover with one foot but he only gets a two count. Vanilla with an Irish Whip and a clothesline on Tarantula. Tarantula makes the tag to Punisher. Vanilla dropkicked Punisher in the lower leg. Vanilla tagged in The Tiger Kid. Tiger Kid with kicks and a snapmare, another kick and now he’s going for The Punisher’s mask! The Referee stops him from removing The Punisher’s mask. Tiger Kid with a headlock and an armbar. Tiger Kid goes for the pin and gets a two count. Tiger Kid with a kick, a forearm and another pin attempt for a two count. The Vanilla Thrilla comes into the ring and Tiger Kid makes the tag. The Referee is distracted by Tarantula so he doesn’t know that Vanilla was already in the ring, and then he made the tag. Vanilla with a legdrop and he gets a two count. Vanilla with a modified Camel Clutch. Vanilla with a legdrop and a headscissors and an armbar. Tiger Kid reaches into the ring so Vanilla can use him for added leverage. Vanilla tags in The Tiger Kid. Tiger Kid with a kick and he ties The Punisher to the Tree of Woe. Tiger Kid climbs to the top rope and stands on The Punisher’s, um, it’s causing The Punisher to sing Soprano, if you know what I mean. Tiger Kid with a kick. The Punisher is able to make the tag. Tarantula attacks both Tiger Kid and Vanilla. Tiger Kid with an Irish Whip into the corner, but The Punisher hit The Referee with a clothesline. Vanilla has Tarantula pinned, but the Referee is down. Vanilla makes his own three count. Tarantula hits the Spicoli Driver on Vanilla and The Referee makes the three count.

Winners and NEW MWF Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions: Tarantula and Punisher

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Match #4: “Tokyo Magnum” Masked Man vs. Prometheus.

Okay, the PA system wasn’t cooperating, and I couldn’t get any of the wrestlers to cooperate after the show either. No one could tell agree on the pronunciation of the masked man’s name or how to spell it either. He had a cool mask though. (I won’t even mention that I know who was under the hood (-: ). I didn’t want to know who he was, I just wanted to spell his name correctly! I was told after the show that “that guy is crazy” and he left early. How can I use him when I play Promotion Wars if I can’t spell his name?

The Masked Man on the ropes for crowd approval, everyone boos. Prometheus on the ropes for crowd approval, everyone cheers. Masked Man on the ropes again, and everyone boos. Prometheus on the ropes again and The Masked Man attacks! Masked Man with some cool moves and Prometheus with a punch and a bodyslam. The Masked Man leaves the ring to regroup. The Masked Man gets on the ring apron with his hands on the ropes, so Prometheus brings him in the hard way, over the top rope to the mat! Prometheus dropped two elbows. Masked Man with several kicks, a choke and a slap. The Masked Man choked Prometheus on the ropes. With Prometheus in the corner, The Masked Man with a running splash. (3 and a half pages of notes left to type!). The Masked Man with a legdrop and a two count. The Masked Man chokes Prometheus on the ropes. With Prometheus throat first on the ropes, The Masked Man runs across the ring to deliver a legdrop, but Pro moved. The Masked Man is on the ring apron, and Prometheus brings him in the ring with a vertical suplex. Prometheus with an Irish Whip and a punch. Prometheus with a flapjack-type thing by himself! Prometheus goes for the pin and gets a two count. Prometheus with an Irish Whip that sends The Masked Man into the corner with such force that he comes out of the corner that Prometheus is able to give him an Irish Whip into the opposite corner. The Masked Man out of the corner and Prometheus with another Irish Whip that sends The Masked Man into the corner again. The Masked Man is trying for an Irish Whip but he can’t budge Prometheus. The Masked Man spit Green Mist into the face of Prometheus, and The Referee calls for the disqualification.

Winner: Prometheus (by Disqualification)

The Masked Man whips Prometheus with a belt (no, it wasn’t Da Playboy under the hood).

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The Ring Announcer tries to tell us it's time for a 15 minute break, but we can't hear him, so we start a loud "What?" chant. He's saying "You Suck." "What?" "You Suck." It's a Kurt Angle thing. I bought a Cream Soda (and went to the bathroom) and got my picture of The Space Cowboy autographed. I also got a few autographs for my flyer. I purchased a picture of The Tiger Kid for $1 which he autographed, and I showed him the picture of him that I took last year. I got my picture of Referee Sweet Steve Smith autographed too. My friend Vic bought three pictures of The Space Cowboy and got them autographed and gave them to me. I officially have more autographs of The Space Cowboy than I have of "My Extreme Pen Pal" Dawn Marie! (She's gonna be mad! I better go to her website and order some pictures of her www.DawnMarieOnline.com).

Match #5: Extreme Lock Down Battle Royal

The Winner of this match is the first MWF Extreme Champion. The Ring is full of weapons. I put my chain in the ring. There are handcuffs along the bottom rope and you are eliminated once you are handcuffed to the bottom rope. The last man standing will be Extreme. (My money is on Kong!).

Prometheus, Krow, Kong, Punisher and Da Playboy are in the ring. Four faces and one heel, this doesn’t look good for Da Playboy. Kong is bandaged from earlier from when he was busted open hardway. Krow is working over Punisher. Playboy is choking Prometheus and Kong helps him out. Krow and Punisher go outside the ring and Kong has a cheese grater! Playboy with a low blow on Prometheus, but Kong with a cheese grater on Da Playboy’s face! Prometheus hit Da Playboy with a license plate that got bent! Prometheus hit Da Playboy with a belly to belly suplex. Kong has two license plates and he sandwiches the head of Da Playboy with them. Da Playboy with a vertical suplex on Prometheus, but Da Playboy is wide open for Kong to attack with a chair. Krow and Punisher are back in the ring and The Vanilla Thrilla enters the Battle Royal. Krow grabbed Vanilla Thrilla and rammed him headfirst into three top turnbuckles, instead of the fourth top turnbuckle, Kong holds up his foot and Krow rammed Vanilla headfirst into Kong’s foot. Kong with the rag that Vanilla used earlier and Vanilla is unconscious in short order. Playboy rammed Prometheus into a garage door! Kong is carrying Vanilla Thrilla outside of the building! Krow with a Frogsplash on The Punisher and Krow handcuffed The Punisher to the bottom rope. Punisher is eliminated. Playboy kicked Krow. Playboy is able to handcuff Krow to the bottom rope. Krow is eliminated. Playboy with a metal crutch that he hit Prometheus with. Kong and Vanilla are still outside. Playboy with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors on Prometheus. Playboy is on the second rope, but Prometheus with a hiptoss that sends Playboy off the second rope to the mat. Prometheus with a side Salto and Kong and Vanilla are back in the building, and Kong is spanking Vanilla with a trash can lid.

Playboy with an Irish Whip, but Prometheus reversed it. Prometheus with a sidewalk slam and an legdrop off the top rope. Prometheus handcuffs Da Playboy to the bottom rope. Kong and Vanilla must’ve been counted out or something, maybe they shouldn’t have left the building?

Winner and First MWF Extreme Champion: Prometheus

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Match #6: “Space Cowboy” Jason Jones vs. “Pimptight” Kevin Lovejones: Leather Strap Match

Pimptight is accompanied by “Mr. Saturday Night” Micheal Barry. MSN walked up to me and showed me that his tights say “Mr. Saturday Night” on them on the seat, if you will. The Space Cowboy is from the pages of www.SpaceCowboyWrestling.com. The Space Cowboy makes his way out and he KISSed Sassy (some guys have ALL the luck!), but I got a high five from JJ.

Yes, I am wearing my Space Cowboy foam finger, and trying to take his picture with one hand while I hold my pencil in that hand. JJ is accompanied by his old tag team partner, “Big Time” Kole Kennedy (that’s why you get all of these autographs, so you can get their names spelled right when you’re typing).

Pimptight was strapped in, but he got loose and he and MSN are leaving! They come back ringside, and Vic is having words with Mr. Saturday Night. MSN and Pimptight hug! Awwww! Pimptight is strapped in again but he is on the floor. JJ goes out under the top rope. Pimptight is on one side of the ring and JJ is around the corner. JJ pulls on the strap, sending Pimptight into The Ring Post (dot com). JJ with a vertical suplex and several punches. Pimptight with a kneelift, punches of his own, an Irish Whip that sends JJ into the corner and Pimptight catches him with a running clothesline. Pimptight is choking JJ on the ropes. Pimptight distracts The Referee allowing MSN to choke JJ on the ropes. Pimptight with a chop (Whoo!) on The Space Cowboy. Pimptight with an Irish Whip but he missed the clothesline. JJ off the ropes and he connected with a forearm. Pimptight with three punches, JJ with punches of his own. Pimptight is backed into the corner. JJ climbed to the second rope and the fans count along as JJ delivers 10 punches (Stephen E. would say that he didn’t think the fans could count to 10!). JJ with an Irish Whip that sends Pimptight into the opposite corner. JJ follows him in with a Stinger Splash. JJ with an Irish Whip that sends Pimptight into the opposite corner, and JJ with another Stinger Splash. JJ uses the strap to whip Pimptight’s back three times. JJ with an Irish Whip that sends Pimptight to the corner, and JJ with another Stinger Splash. JJ touches one turnbuckle, JJ touches a second turnbuckle, JJ touches the third turnbuckle. Pimptight is pulling and JJ isn’t able to touch the fourth turnbuckle. Pimptight rakes his nails across JJ’s back. Pimptight has JJ in a bearhug. JJ with a punch but it’s not enough to make Pimptight break his grip. JJ with another punch that gets him out of the bearhug. They catch each other with a double clothesline (I didn’t write down who came off the ropes, but needless to say they each connected with a double clothesline). Pimptight used the strap to whip JJ twice. Pimptight with a punch and he tried a bulldog, but JJ slipped out. JJ hit a bulldog of his own. JJ whipped Pimptight with the strap. JJ with two punches and the bionic elbow and a kick. JJ uses the strap to hog-tie Pimptight. JJ touches one turnbuckle, and he touches the second one. Mr. Saturday Night is in the ring and JJ touches the third turnbuckle. The Referee is down and Mr. Saturday Night hits The Space Cowboy with The Saturday Night Special (Pedigree). Pimptight hits his Cobra Clutch/Bulldog combination and he goes for the pin and gets the three count!

Winner: “The Original Frat Boy” Pimptight Kevin Lovejones (The Name Just Says It All)

JJ uses the strap on Pimptight while Big Time takes care of Mr. Saturday Night. Mr. Saturday Night and Pimptight go to the back.

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Are you ready for The Main Event?
Match #7: MWF Heavyweight Champion “The Next Legend” Logan Moore vs. “Mr. Saturday Night” Micheal Barry

Mr. Saturday Night and Pimptight make their way back out. Mr. Saturday Night gave me a high five because “Tony D. is the man.” Mr. Saturday Night takes off his shirt and throws it to me. I make the sign for “Thank You” in Sign Language. (Touch your fingers to your chin and then bend you arm straight down in a 90 degree angle). Mr. Saturday Night with more words for Vic. TNL makes his way to the ring with the NEW MWF Heavyweight Championship and he gives the belt to the artist formerly known as Scotty C. (She gave me the belt after the show, but TNL had to have it back )-: ). TNL is in the ring and MSN and Pimptight are on the floor. MSN will whip the Ref’s ass too! TNL is holding the ropes open so MSN can enter the ring. MSN makes his way into the ring and the bell rings. Pimptight is still hurt from the Leather Strap Match but he’s seconding MSN. They circle each other and then lock up. MSN with a kick, and he gets TNL in the corner where MSN gives him kicks, chops (Whoo!) and punches. MSN with a belly to back suplex on TNL. MSN with a blatant choke. MSN is choking TNL while Pimptight has the Referee distracted. MSN threw TNL out of the ring and MSN distracts the Referee so Pimptight can choke TNL with a towel. Pimptight helped TNL back in the ring. MSN powerslammed TNL. MSN with an elbowdrop and a two count. MSN with a kick and a legdrop. MSN stands on TNL and he manages to get a two count. MSN chokes TNL. MSN threw TNL back out of the ring. MSN is trying to deliver a Saturday Night Special on the floor, but TNL turns it into a backdrop! TNL threw MSN back in the ring and TNL hit a Russian Legsweep. TNL with a headbutt. He goes for the pin and gets a two count. TNL with a DDT on MSN and another two count. MSN goes for the eyes and then he puts TNL on his shoulders and delivers a suplex. MSN with punches, a bodyslam and a top rope elbowdrop for a two count. MSN with a vertical suplex and he said “It’s Over.” MSN climbed to the top rope, but he missed a moonsault. Pimptight grabbed a steel chair and he hit TNL with it, causing a DQ.

Winner: “The Next Legend” Logan Moore (by Disqualification)

The Vanilla Thrilla and Pimptight both in the ring and its a three on one beatdown on TNL. Pimptight with a choke. Vanilla hits TNL in the ring with a chair. Mr. Saturday Night just adds insult to injury by placing TNL in his own move, The Legend Maker (Sharpshooter). Vanilla is working over TNL’s leg while he’s in the Legend Maker. The Space Cowboy and Krow hit the ring to chase the heels out.

TNL is lying in the middle of the ring hurt bad. The Space Cowboy chased the heels to the locker room as Krow checks on TNL. Security and Krow help TNL to the back

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Post Show

After the show I hang around and talk to the boys, shake hands, get more autographs and I walked up to MSN and Sassy and said my line about “getting my picture taken with Sassy, Priceless.” But first, Sassy took two pictures of me and Mr. Saturday Night together and then MSN got to hold the camera and I got to hold Sassy. MSN took his time and he first had to take a picture of himself. Then he took two pictures of Sassy and I together, which I’m looking at right now. I wanted to get my picture taken with Miss Thursday Night, Miss Friday Night and Miss Sunday Nite Special at Evolution, but two of them had changed into “regular” clothes by the time I saw them after the show. (The caption for the photo would’ve been “How did they fit that much beauty into one picture?”)

After the show Prometheus and I talked about Twist. He broke his ankle at the last show, and he broke his ankle either late last year or early this year. His prognosis for getting back in the ring isn’t good and that totally sucks.

At the show on November 23rd, Twist was thrown over the top rope and he landed funny. There was a funny noise (bone(s) breaking) and it looked nasty. I was moved beyond words after the show because Twist leaned on Referee Fast Eddie Quick and hobbled out of the back to shake my hand and read my report of the previous show. If he had merely had the Ref walk up to me and ask, I would’ve gladly either given the Ref the printout or I would’ve taken it to Twist. But no, he thinks enough of me and my report that he hobbled out of the back to shake hands and read it. That meant so much to me, and I’m getting a little misty eyed here (fuck you, it was touching).

Twist, I don’t know how you’ll read this since you don’t have a computer, but I hope that you make a full recovery, and hopefully you can get back in the ring. You have my phone number, my man, call me.

I could tell you more about after the show but I think that’s enough for now. The MWF is coming back to Pittsburg, Kansas on February 15, 2003. I don’t know anything about the card or who all will be there, but you’ll know when I do!