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Midwest Wrestling Federation
Saturday, October 26, 2002 (Baby)
National Guard Armory
Pittsburg, Kansas

At 7:15, the crowd isn’t much bigger than it was last time, hopefully business will pick up in 45 minutes. Support your local independent promotion.

I spent $10 at the merchandise table to get a videotape of the first MWF show, Genesis. You can read my review of Genesis at www.cpol.net/tonyd/mwfcomplete01.htm. Mostly I purchased the tape just to see it all again and to have a videotape with Romeo Paradise on it, but partly I purchased the tape to see that girl.

If you were there or you read my report, you know exactly to whom I am referring. She had blonde hair, wore a short dress and was TOTALLY HOT!. As a matter of fact, it was a few degrees warmer in the Armory that night because of her. (-: After I got home after this show, I watched about an hour of Genesis, and saw a few glimpses of her, including once when she walked by the camera and the cameraman said "Duck." I had to see if she was as beautiful as I remembered, and my memory wasn’t exaggerating one iota. I would’ve gladly spent $5 to get my picture taken with her last year. To steal a line from Gene Simmons, "You oughta see her and count the stars in her eyes."

Anyway, I also spent $4 on an 8x10 of "Handsome" Brandon Tripod, the three legged wonder. I was glad that he was at the show. I apologize in advance to "Handsome" Jimmy Valiant, The Boogie Woogie Man for re-writing your song.

"I came rolling into Mempho TWA Tell all the ladies Handsome Brandon’s on the way He’s a rocker and a roller A little funky too He was raised by a Gypsy Handsome, you’re so cool."

(I love ya, Boogie, but I just had to rewrite your song a bit when I saw Brandon Tripod. For those that couldn't tell, I just moified the song "Son Of A Gypsy" by Jimmy Valiant. I can get by with that because I still have my Boogie Woogie Brigade Membership card from 1984, and either Boogie or his wife Angel said to me in an e-mail that "you’re the #1 member of the Boogie Woogie Brigade.")

I brought my 3 ring binder full of autographs, pictures and other stuff so The Space Cowboy could show some people the pictures I have of him from 1999. I also brought my Space Cowboy foam finger that I got two weeks ago. You can get your Space Cowboy Foam Finger, t-shirts and other goodies at www.spacecowboywrestling.com. There was Kong! Kong is in the house.

10 minutes until the show starts, "Where is the crowd? *clap, clap, clap clap clap*." Not a Viking helmet in the crowd, no Ratz Netz tonight either. I count 38 people, isn’t that special?

The show is starting, and Commissioner Stephen E. (not Stephanie) is here behind me. He said "There’s only four teeth on the front row, and they all belong to that kid." (After Halloween, he doesn’t even have that many teeth left).

Match #1: Squirt McGuirk vs. The Punisher

Introducing first, weighing 170 pounds, from Memphis, Tennessee, "The Hardest working man in Independent wrestling", Squirt McGuirk. Squirt walks up to me and says "What are you looking at, you retard?" His opponent is from the beautiful island of Puerto Rico, he weighs 190 pounds, The Punisher. The Punisher comes out waving the flag of Puerto Rico, and I get a high five. The match begins, and The Punisher isn’t wearing a shirt. They circle each other cautiously. Squirt climbs to the top rope for crowd approval, we start a "You Suck" chant. The Punisher climbs to the top rope and we all cheer. They go to lock up but Squirt won’t. The Punisher calls Squirt a chicken and he flaps his arms. Squirt says "No, you’re a chicken" and he flaps his arms as well. Squirt turns his back on The Punisher and Punisher with a go behind for a two count. Punisher with a backslide and he gets another two count. Squirt with a headlock on The Punisher. Punisher turns it into a top wristlock and an armbar by The Punisher. Squirt is on the mat but he does a kip up. Squirt with a cartwheel to escape the armbar and a dropkick by Squirt. Punisher with a roll up for a two count. Squirt with two kicks and a punch. Squirt backs The Punisher in the corner and Squirt with a chop, so I said "Whoo!" Irish Whip by Squirt, reversal by The Punisher, who catches Squirt with a clothesline. Chop by The Punisher (Whoo!). Squirt with a punch and he throws The Punisher to the floor. Punisher with punches on Squirt while Stephen E. doesn’t think that we are worthy of his commentary during the show, but he’s going to give it to us anyway. Stephen E. reminds the fans that "we’re dumb, ugly and stupid." Squirt has picked up The Punisher likes he’s going to bodyslam him on the floor, instead he rams his back into (say it with me) The Ring Post (dot com). Squirt rams him into The Ring Post (dot com) again and then Squirt throws The Punisher into the ring and he just barely beats The Referee’s ten count. Squirt gives The Punisher a bodyslam, an elbowdrop and a few kicks for good measure. Squirt backed The Punisher into the corner. Irish Whip by Squirt, reversal by The Punisher. The Punisher followed him into the opposite corner. Three chops by The Punisher Whoo! * 3). Squirt backs The Punisher into the ropes. Squirt with a chokehold, a few punches and a backbreaker-on-knee. The fans start a "You Suck" chant. Squirt goes for the pin and gets a two count. Irish Whip by Squirt and he ducks so he can give The Punisher a backdrop. Punisher kicks Squirt. Punisher with a reverse neckbreaker. Punisher climbs to the top rope. He comes off the ropes with a flying clothesline and The Punisher gets the three count!

Winner: The Punisher

Squirt is going for The Punisher’s mask, but Punisher is able to fight him off. The Punisher is making his way to the back, but Stephen E. stops him and tells him that as far as Stephen E. is concerned, The Punisher is still at the bottom of the barrel after his "last-chance" match in which Thorn beat The Punisher two weeks ago. The Punisher says that he’s just moved up one step and he goes to the back. Stephen E. says that he is "sick and tired of looking at you ignorant people." He calls out "The Master" Johnny Holiday for an interview and they shake hands. Neither one of them like being in this trailer park of Pittsburg, Kansas. I notice that The Master is wearing a Space Cowboy t-shirt. What is up with that? It’s all over the Internet (I didn’t have time to check the Internet before the show) but The Master has purchased the contracts of both "The Space Cowboy" Jason Jones and "The Next Legend" Logan Moore. That is big news indeed (and it actually screws up the main event). The Master said "Let’s bring out The Next Loser Logan Moore and The Space Cowboy Jaime Jones." "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry is out dressed as TNL, and "Pimptight" Kevin Lovejones is out dressed as The Space Cowboy, doing an impression of JJ doing an impression of Dusty Rhodes, if you will. (Can you say "Fake Razor and Diesel?" I wish I would’ve written down more of what they were saying because a lot of it was hilarious).

"They look better than I’ve ever seen them" said either The Master or Stephen E. "Logan Bore" put his arm around me and said "He’s my brother." Logan Bore says that he is "such a loser that Pitt State won’t even accept me." Ha! Ha! They want to be like Mr. Saturday Night and Pimptight. Stephen E. says that the fans "are ugly and stupid." Pimptight said that The Space Cowboy isn't from Outer Space, and he's not a Cowboy, and MSN replied "What a Ripoff!" The Next Legend Logan Moore is out to chase away MSN and Pimptight. Space Cowboy from behind for two punches each and a double Bionic Elbow for MSN and Pimptight.

A fan in my row stands up and says something to Stephen E. to which he replies "Sit down fat boy before I show your old lady the difference between first class and white trash."

Match #2: Twist vs. Eddy McMurphy

From San Diego, California, Twist. His opponent from Boston, "The Master of The Boston Strangler" Eddy McMurphy. Eddy gave me a high five and Stephen E. with his hand out, but he got nothing but air. Twist attacked Eddy as soon as he got in the ring and Stephen E. said something about that’s what he deserved for not shaking hands with Stephen E. Twist with an Irish Whip and a clothesline on Eddy. Twist with another Irish Whip, Twist missed a clothesline as Eddy off the ropes the first time and he missed an elbow as Eddy off the ropes the second time and as Eddy comes off the ropes the third time, Eddy hits a flying punch on Twist. While I was writing all of that down, they did more stuff than I could write down, and Eddy threw Twist out. Twist dropped Eddy neck first on the top rope. Twist with a suplex and a choke. The Referee got Twist to break the choke, only for Twist to go right back to the choke. Twist has braided hair and the fans with a chant of "Mop head." Twist backed Eddy into the corner, Twist with a shoulderblock. Twist with an Irish Whip into the opposite corner but Eddy with a reversal. Eddy with a dropkick as Twist comes out of the corner. Another dropkick and a neckbreaker by Eddy. Eddy goes for pin and gets a two count. Eddy with an elbow and boots to the midsection. Twist is in the corner and Eddy climbs to the second rope and he delivers 10 punches as we count along. Stephen E. is surprised that we can count to 10. Eddy is Irish Whipped into the Referee. Twist goes outside to get a chair. He missed with the chairshot and Eddy hits a move to get the win.

Winner: Eddy McMurphy

Stephen E. says that some people in the back don’t like him, like Dominator. But there are others that don’t like him either. Stephen E. calls out Kong. Kong has a steel chair. Kong put over Homecoming (PSU won) and Kong says that Pittsburg is the place to be. Kong didn’t know about the show two weeks ago, that’s why he wasn’t here. Kong calls out Dominator, but Stephen E. says that Dominator isn’t here. The song "Back In Black" by AC/DC hits and Dominator is here! Dominator spits at Stephen E. Stephen E. is "not the smartest man in this business for nothing." Stephen E. makes the next match Kong vs. Dominator in an Extreme Match! Kong and Dominator are friends, but money talks.

Match #3: Kong vs. Big Daddy Dominator

They hit the ring. Kong vs. Dominator right now. No matter what happens, Stephen E. is the winner, and he will be even more happy if one of them gets injured in the process. No countout, falls count anywhere, no disqualification, and the use of weapons is legal and encouraged. They lock up and BDD pushes Kong down. They lock up and they break clean. They lock up again, backed into the corner, they break clean. They lock up, and Kong with an armbar. Kong with a few forearms and a twist of the forearm. BDD with an eyerake on Kong (These guys are friends, remember that). Dominator charges at Kong, Kong with an elbow. Kong with a punch and an Irish Whip that sends BDD into the corner. Kong rushes in and BDD with his feet up. BDD with a bodyslam and a legdrop. He goes for the pin, two count only. BDD threw Kong out of the ring. BDD with a kick and a forearm shot. BDD looks like he’s trying for a vertical suplex on the floor but Kong with a kneelift. Kong with a chair. Kong looks like he is trying for a suplex on the floor as well. BDD with a suplex attempt of his own, but he picks Kong up and puts him in the ring over the top rope while BDD is standing on the floor. What power by Big Daddy Dominator! BDD with a camel clutch on Kong, but Kong managed to power out. Kong has each of BDD’s legs. Kong asked Stephen E. if he likes Ice Cream? Kong says "How do you like your nuts crushed?" and Kong with a diving headbutt into the groin of BDD. Kong has a Playstation and he hit BDD with it. Kong goes for a pin and got a two count. Kong with a bodyslam on BDD. Kong flipped off Steven E. Kong with a legdrop, he goes for the pin and got a two count. Kong goes outside and gets a chair and throws it at BDD. Kong with another chair and he gets back in the ring. They both swing and hit each other’s chairs. It’s dueling chair shots! BDD manages to hit Kong in the jaw with a chair. Stephen E. says something about how "they’re friends, but look what money does." Kong dropped BDD onto one of the chairs and BDD goes out of the ring. Kong goes outside and he pushed a few chairs close together and he gives Dominator an Irish Whip into the chairs. Kong walked over to Stephen E. and rang the bell several times right near him. Kong reached under the ring and pulled out a chain that makes the one I brought look really puny! He wrapped this chain (that could be like 20 feet long) around the neck of BDD. Kong uses the chain to ram BDD into the wall and into a door! (Remember these guys are friends). They’ve gone outside the building, but Kong comes back in by himself. Stephen E. says that "Kong went to his home, the trash can, and got a trash can lid." Kong goes over to the announcer’s table and helps himself to some bottled water, which he spits right at Stephen E. Dominator with an Irish Whip that sends Kong into a brick wall! (Remember these guys are friends). BDD is choking Kong and he gives Kong a kick and says "You’re Next Stephen." BDD is standing on Kong’s throat. Stephen E. doesn’t care what happens "as long as they get hurt." I forgot to mention that sometime during this match that "The Master" Johnny Holiday joined Stephen E. for commentary. BDD tells Stephen E. and The Master that he doesn’t want to hear their voice anymore. BDD goes back over by the wall, Kong is still laying on the floor. Stephen E. has a chair, he sneaks over by BDD and Kong. Stephen E. smacked Dominator with the chair! BDD gives Kong the chair. Did Stephen E. pay off Kong? Did Kong turn heel? No, Kong hit Stephen E. with the steel chair! Kong and BDD back in the ring now. Kong with a forearm shot on BDD. Kong with an Irish Whip and a clothesline on BDD. Stephen E. is in the ring in the corner. Kong climbed to the second rope and he hit Stephen E. 10 times. Kong is choking Stephen E. and he whipped Steven E. with a belt. BDD hit Kong with a chair. BDD is busted open. He goes for the pin and gets the win.

Winner: Big Daddy Dominator

Stephen E. goes to the back. After the match, BDD chokes Kong with a chair. Kong with a punch and an Irish Whip that caused Kong to fall down on the mat. BDD leaves the ring and goes to the back. Kong isn’t happy about losing.

"The Master" Johnny Holiday starts to introduce the next match, but Stephen E. comes back out and tells Johnny that he can handle it. Stephen E. is a trooper, but the fans don’t appreciate him. Stephen E. said "Shut up, don’t you people sympathize with me?" Stephen E. says that he can continue.

Match #4: Da Playboy vs. Krow

From Los Angeles, Da Playboy, Christopher Martinez. Da Playboy is wearing black and he has a bottle of water with him. His opponent "was trained by 14 time Central States Champion Sonny Myers, he is Krow!" Krow is here, Kool! Krow rocks! Da Playboy leaves the ring and goes up to Stephen E. and gets the mic. Da Playboy doesn’t want to wrestle Krow in a match in which Krow’s former tag team partner is the Referee (I believe the Referee’s name is Eddie, but I don’t know who he is off hand). Stephen E. and Da Playboy talked about this days ago, and Da Playboy requested it be a handicap match. Stephen wants to know who Da Playboy’s partner will be, and it will be...

"Handsome" Brandon Tripod!

"The Three Legged Wonder" makes his way to the ring. So this match is officially...

Krow vs. Da Playboy and "Handsome" Brandon Tripod

Da Playaz Club is back together. Cue the Thin Lizzy song "The Boys Are Back In Town."

Playboy and Tripod with a double Irish Whip and Krow ducks their Double Clothesline attempt. Krow off the ropes and he tries to clothesline them both, but they both duck as well. Brandon goes to his corner, so Krow starts off against Da Playboy. They lock up and do more catch-as-catch-can wrestling in about 30 seconds than I can write down, I’m not even gonna try. Da Playboy makes a tag and Handsome” Brandon Tripod “The Three Legged Wonder” locks up with Krow. Krow with a hammerlock on The Handsome One. Tripod with a reversal but Krow with an elbow and an armbar that takes Tripod to the canvas. Tripod makes the tag and Da Playboy and Krow lock up. Krow with an armbar, but Da Playboy with a reversal that takes Krow to the mat. Krow with a kip up and Krow with an armbar of his own. Da Playboy makes the tag and Tripod runs in only to get a hiptoss by Krow. Krow with an armbar on Tripod. Tripod pushes Krow into the ropes and as Krow comes off the ropes, he gets a clothesline from The Handsome One. Tripod with a choke on Krow. Tripod has "talent and charisma." Back in April, Stephen E. said none of us would ever have talent and charisma. He didn’t say it during this match, but he would have if he would’ve thought of it. Tripod is talking to the Referee, allowing Da Playboy to choke Krow on the ropes. Playboy and Tripod with a Double Irish Whip and a Flapjack (a la The Midnight Express). Double kick, Double Dropkick and Da Playboy gets a two count. Da Playboy chokes Krow and followed that with a backdrop. Krow with a Sunset Flip for two. Krow with a headlock takeover. They are back to a vertical base, and Krow again with a headlock takeover. Back to a vertical base and another headlock takeover. (I’ve been listening to Gordon Solie commentate). Tripod and Da Playboy both leave the ring and Krow stays in the ring. Smart move by Krow. Tripod has the Referee distracted again, and Da Playboy gets Krow in a hammerlock. Krow reversed the hammerlock and he caught Da Playboy with the sleeper. They are too near the ropes and Da Playboy causes them both to go over the top rope. Tripod climbed to the top rope and he jumped off and missed Krow. Krow climbed to the top rope and hit them both (it must’ve been a plancha, I didn’t write down what the move was). Da Playboy back in the ring on his back and Krow climbed to the top rope but he missed the Frogsplash. Da Playboy made a tag and Tripod and Da Playboy with a double Irish Whip and a Double Clothesline while they flip in mid air, but Krow ducked it and he hit them both with a clothesline. While Krow is after Da Playboy, Tripod kicked Krow from behind. Tripod with an Irish Whip into the corner, and Tripod with a shoulderblock on Krow. Tripod with a headlock, Krow is able to get Tripod with a legscissors. Tripod makes the tag to Da Playboy. Krow with a punch and a dropkick for Da Playboy. Krow with another dropkick that missed Da Playboy. Krow with a headlock takeover. Krow tried for a vertical suplex, but Da Playboy reversed it into a small package for a two count. Da Playboy with a piledriver variation. Tripod climbed to the top rope but he missed the moonsault (and hurt himself legit in the process, he was sore after the match, but I’m sure a few shapely groupies helped him out). Krow knocked Tripod to the floor. Krow with a roll up on Da Playboy for the three count.

Winner: Krow

After the match, Tripod and Da Playboy with a Double Irish Whip and a Double Clothesline while they flip in mid-air but it connected this time. Da Playboy removed his belt to whip Krow with, but he doesn’t get to use it.

Stephen E. is feeling dizzy, so we’re going to have a 15 minute or so intermission. The Space Cowboy and Kong are both out to sing to Stephen E. “Hit the road Steve, and don’t you come back no more no more no more.” Followed later by “Na na na na, hey hey, goodbye.”

After intermission, Stephen E. said that he talked to the doctors in the back, and they said he was alright. He’ll be here for the rest of the night and he’s got a lot of surprises. Some fan made a remark to which Stephen E. replied “Just ask your wife and she’ll tell you a few of them.”

The theme from Superman starts to play, and “Impressive” Anthony Wayne is out. He grabbed the Security guard that handled his robe two weeks, ago and he folded it wrong now and he must’ve damaged it, because the robe that Anthony is wearing today just isn’t as impressive as the one he had two weeks ago. Anthony with several dope slaps and a headlock to emphasize his point. He gives his robe to this security guy and tells him it better be folded properly (I’d hang it up somewhere if it were me). Anthony has what appears to be a serving tray full of mousetraps and a toilet plunger with him as well. Today is a special day for Anthony Wayne today, Stephen E. has a surprise for Anthony, a small cake for a big man. October 26th is Anthony Wayne’s birthday. Anthony placed all of the mousetraps on the floor (near me) and he threw the tray in the ring. He will use the mousetraps to catch the rats. Pimptight doesn’t need any help to catch "Rats", thank you. Anthony is going to have to wrestle in an extreme match on his birthday, and Stephen E. didn’t have any control over that, and his opponent will be Prometheus.

Match #5: “Impressive” Anthony Wayne vs. Prometheus

From Mount Olympus, he weighs 250 pounds, “The American Nightmare” Prometheus. Anthony is already in the ring, with plunger in hand. The bell rings, and Prometheus is able to get the plunger and he hits Anthony with it. Prometheus with an armdrag and a bodyslam and Anthony goes out of the ring to regroup. Anthony reaches under the ring and pulls out a plastic pumpkin (for putting candy in). A kid next to me asks “Are you going trick or treating?” Anthony gets on the apron and hits Prometheus with the pumpkin. Anthony hits him with the serving tray. Prometheus with a forearm shot to the chest and a two count by Prometheus. Irish Whip by Prometheus and he catches Anthony with a tilt-a-whirl slam. Anthony with punches, a kneedrop and a headlock. Prometheus reverses the hammerlock and gives Anthony a kneedrop (Happy Birthday Anthony Wayne). Prometheus with a suplex and he goes for the pin and gets a two count. Prometheus with boots and an Irish Whip that sends Anthony Wayne into the corner. Prometheus rushed in but Anthony moved. Prometheus is bent over and Anthony jumps up from the mat to the second turnbuckle to the top turnbuckle and he hits my favorite move, the legdrop that sends a bent over Prometheus headfirst into the mat. I had to clap for that move. Anthony is hitting Prometheus repeatedly with the plunger. Anthony raked his boot across the eyes of Prometheus. Prometheus with a suplex on Anthony. Anthony leaves the ring and Prometheus follows. They walked over by me causing two of the mousetraps to go off. Anthony with a sleeper on Prometheus. Anthony has the ring bell and he hit Prometheus twice with it. Anthony is wanting to Irish Whip Prometheus into the mousetraps, but Prometheus reversed it. That’s what happens when you set up a trap, you end up going into it yourself. Prometheus is busted open, and Anthony kicked Prometheus. They go back in the ring. Prometheus with an Irish Whip and he catches Anthony with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Anthony is choking Prometheus with the plunger. Anthony hit Prometheus with a picture frame. Prometheus with a chokeslam and a legdrop. He goes for the pin and gets a two count. Anthony is bleeding as well. Prometheus with kicks, an Irish Whip and he catches Anthony Wayne with a clothesline. Prometheus has a chair! Prometheus sits on the chair and he grabbed Anthony and proceeded to spank him (Happy Birthday Anthony Wayne). Prometheus gave Anthony a bodyslam and Prometheus goes for the pin and gets a two count. Prometheus has the chair and he swung but he missed. Stephen E. says that Anthony stands 5’ 3”. Anthony has the chair and he hits Prometheus several times with it. Anthony climbs up to the top rope with the chair. Chairshot off the top rope! Anthony goes for the pin and gets a two count. Anthony missed a headbutt off the top rope. Prometheus with a boot to the face. Anthony racked Prometheus. Prometheus with a neckbreaker. Prometheus is on the top rope and he tried a kneedrop (I think that’s what my notes say) but Twist made his way to ringside and he pulled Anthony out of the ring. Prometheus is laying in the corner with his head on the bottom turnbuckle. Twist is holding the chair over Prometheus’s head. Anthony Wayne is on the top rope on the other side of the ring. Van Terminator by Anthony Wayne. I clapped for that move too! Anthony Wayne goes for the pin and got the win.

Winner: “Impressive” Anthony Wayne

Prometheus attacked Twist and they went to the back. Anthony has his cake and he can’t get back to the back. Someone has locked him out (After the show I found out that Kong was behind that, a nice little birthday prank on Anthony Wayne).

Are you ready for the main event?

Main Event
“Pimptight” Kevin Lovejones and “Mr. Saturday Night” Micheal Barry (with “The Master” Johnny Holiday) vs. MWF Heavyweight Champion “The Next Legend” Logan Moore and “The Space Cowboy” Jason Jones

“The Original Frat Boy” Kevin Lovejones makes his way out, with “The Master” Johnny Holiday. A fan wants a high five from Pimptight, but he does the classic "stick out your hand to shake but instead check your hair" move. Pimptight broke Kayfabe and gave me a high five. He must've read my last MWF report! (-: Now “Mr. Saturday Night” Micheal Barry is out, but where is Miss Thursday Night, Miss Friday Night and Sunday Nite Special? If he doesn’t bring them out, then no one will be cheering when he makes his way to the ring. Stephen E. says that “the groupies won’t sit down” now that MSN and Pimptight are here.

From spacecowboywrestling.com, Jason Jones. His partner from Kansas City, Missouri, “The Next Legend” Logan Moore. Logan is out by himself. A medley of “All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight” by Hank Williams Jr. and “Gimme All Your Lovin’” by ZZ Top plays over the loudspeaker as “The Space Cowboy” makes his way out. I get a double high five (I’m wearing my Space Cowboy foam finger).

There’s a girl in the crowd that I would say is Mr. Saturday Night’s girlfriend (A lot of women just burst into tears upon reading that, I’m sure. I must say that MSN has great taste (-: ) and The Space Cowboy just KISSed her right on the mouth.

Pimptight and JJ start the match. They circle cautiously and JJ with a hiptoss on Pimptight. MSN and Pimptight with a hug. They tag and MSN locks up with JJ. JJ pushed MSN off. MSN with a little stalling tactics. They circle each other and JJ missed a punch and two clotheslines. MSN with a Side Salto on JJ (maybe I should lay off the Gordon Solie tapes for awhile). MSN tried a rollup but JJ had the ropes. JJ backed MSN into the corner. MSN with an Irish Whip that sends JJ into the opposite corner. MSN with the “Stinger Splash” on JJ. MSN tried the Irish Whip again but JJ reversed it and MSN is sent over the top rope. JJ tagged TNL. MSN is back in the ring, only for TNL to deliver Irish Whip and a clothesline. MSN tags Pimptight. Pimptight gets TNL in the corner and Pimptight with punches. The Referee is distracted and Pimptight and The Master double team TNL. MSN gets involved as well and JJ breaks it up and MSN ends up on the mat with Pimptight on top of him in a precarious position (69). Mr. Saturday Night and Pimptight both leave the ring to regroup.

The Master gets on the ring apron to tell the Referee something. MSN hit the Ref and TNL. MSN grabbed both legs of TNL and dragged him over by Pimptight’s corner. MSN with a Dragon Toehold and then a Figure Four. MSN uses Pimptight for leverage. MSN is able to grab the top rope and use it for leverage, but the Referee catches him. Stephen E. with a “Logan Sucks” chant that doesn’t catch on. The fans chant “Logan Rules” instead. MSN puts TNL in his own submission move, The Legend Maker. TNL powers out and puts MSN into The Legend Maker. MSN manages to reach the ropes. MSN with a bodyslam and then he climbs to the top rope, but he missed the elbowdrop. TNL and MSN are both needing to make the tag, and they both do. JJ and Pimptight go out of the ring. Pimptight rammed The Space Cowboy into The Ring Post (dot.com). JJ is laying on the floor and Pimptight puts a chair on JJ’s face. Pimptight climbs to the second rope for an elbowdrop, but he missed. MSN comes around to help Pimptight, but they each get a chop from The Space Cowboy. JJ with a double punch for MSN and Pimptight and again, and then JJ catches them each with a Bionic Elbow. My notes say “Double DDT” but I can’t remember if MSN and Pimptight hit JJ with a double DDT or if he DDT’ed the both of them at the same time. Pimptight with a choke on JJ, and TNL broke it up. TNL and MSN brawl to the floor. JJ backed Pimptight into the corner and he climbs to the second rope and starts punching Pimptight. The fans count along as JJ punches. When JJ delivers the seventh punch, Pimptight hits a Reverse Atomic Drop on JJ. (Every woman in the building is glad that it wasn’t the other way around). While I was writing that down, Pimptight hits a finishing move and got the three count. I didn’t even see what he did, but he won!

Winners: “Pimptight” Kevin Lovejones and “Mr. Saturday Night” Micheal Barry

Pimptight has JJ’s leather strap and now Pimptight is “The King of The Strap Matches.” Stephen E. says that Pimptight and MSN are “two of the biggest reasons that I’m proud to be the Commissioner.”

This was my first time to see Squirt McGuirk in action, I was impressed. Squirt insulted me before his match, but I liked him anyway. Just don't let it happen again, Squirt! (-: It was great seeing Twist again, he's really good. It was really cool that "Handsome" Brandon Tripod "The Three Legged Wonder" was there, and he and Da Playboy reformed their tag team. I hope Tripod is feeling better by now. He told me after the show that he was on a tour. I think he called it the "In The Pink" tour but I could be wrong. I e-mailed him this morning, but the e-mail bounced. Da Playboy and I didn't talk at the show, but he rules. I got an autographed 8x10 of him two weeks ago. "Impressive" Anthony Wayne rules, and his Van Terminator was awesome, and he's a heel, but I just had to clap when he hit it. Happy Birthday Anthony. I want to see Anthony Wayne vs. Krow. Pimptight and MSN worked well as a team. After the show, Pimptight told me that he and MSN used to be a tag team called "The Masturbators" in Arkansas. That's too funny. I miss Miss Thursday Night, Miss Friday Night and Sunday Nite Special though. If MSN keeps them at home, then we won't be cheering when he walks to the ring with them.

I like The Punisher, hopefully he'll work his way back to Crusierweight title contention soon. Eddy McMurphy was great again, and hopefully he and Shamus McMurphy will both be at future MWF shows. Kong and Dominator had a great hardcore match, and they'd make a great team against Outlaw (Dominator's Brother) and someone else. Krow impressed as always, I've gotta go check his website ASAP to see if I can get a Krow t-shirt. I have an autographed 5x7 and a Krow keychain. Prometheus was in a singles match this time, and he and Anthony Wayne had a great match. TNL and Space Cowboy worked well together and they had a great match with Pimptight and Mr. Saturday Night. It's not over between the four of them yet. Thorn wasn't at the show. Hopefully he'll be here at the next show.

After the show, "Mr. Saturday Night" Micheal Barry was talking to some people, and I didn't want to interrupt them, but I wanted him to sign my flyer, so I walked up to MSN to get his autograph (where my 8x10, MSN?) and he looked at my flyer and was making fun of the handwriting skills of the other wrestlers commenting that Krow writes "like he just learned how." and he couldn't even read the name "Eddy McMurphy" and he had to ask me who that was. The Space Cowboy walked up to us and I said to JJ "even after the show, he's a heel" and JJ said "He's an asshole is what he is" and the fight was on! Some people were taking the ring apart and they brawled over to it and MSN fell down and sort of landed on the metal framework, but he's tough and it didn't hurt him. Space Cowboy helped him up. I had my chain in my pocket and I got it out and handed it to JJ and he started wrapping it around his hand and I thought they'd start again. JJ gave me back the chain.

The Midwest Wrestling Federation returns to Pittsburg, Kansas on Saturday, November 23rd, 2002 (Baby). The NWA will be in Coffeyville, Kansas on November 16th. “Pimptight” Kevin Lovejones vs. “The Space Cowboy” Jason Jones in a BARBED WIRE MATCH! in Coffeyville.