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Q U E S T I O N S F O R T H E P R O S:
With The Lethal Litigator
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[Interview conducted by Tony D. on May 29, 2000]
TD: What's your real name, and what gimmicks have/do you use?
LL: Real name is Stephen Scarborough. I'm the Lethal Litigator, which means
I am a wrestling lawyer. I cut long promos, and hit people with
briefcases. I do the stupidest move in wrestling, the "Man on the Moon"
Legdrop. My promos have a catchphrase of sorts, which is to do a
variation on the "from" "weighing" stuff. Example: From a much better
town than the one you live in, weighing signifigantly less than your mom,
put your unwashed hands together for the most dangerous lawyer in the
country, the Lethal Litigator!
TD: What height/weight are you?
LL: I am 6' tall, 215 pounds.
TD: What circuits do you currently wrestle in?
LL: I wrestle exclusively for the CWO (Central Wrestling Organization.)
We use all in-house talent (from the Slam City Wrestling School in
Denver, CO.) Which makes for great shows. We bring in outside talent
sometimes, (like Ann-Marie known as Midnight in WCW, Sonny Ono) but for
the most part it is all unknowns.
TD: What circuits have you wrestled in?
LL: The CWO only, but I have been a plant for some smaller indys. (i.e.
obnoxious fan who gets decked by a chair.)
TD: What titles have you held?
LL: None, though I did get to the semi-finals in a tournament we had for
the CWO tag titles (our team and the other was counted out when I put
one of their guys through a table.)
TD: When did you decide to become a wrestler?
LL: When I went to interview the CWO guys. It looked great, so I signed
on, handled my try-out just fine, and found I had a gift for promos
and taking bumps.
TD: And how did you get started?
LL: I got thrown into the deep end of the pool early. Within about three
weeks of training, they put me on the commentating mic. The CWO has
the commentators talk over the PA system during matches so the fans
can know what is going on. I did that, as well as wrestle a short
match with a great vet in the CWO called Cisco Valentino.
TD: Who has been the biggest influence on your career?
LL: Probably Ric Flair. His promos and ability to make his opponent look
good is what I try to emulate. Also, he showed that you don't have
to be the biggest to get heat, just do your job well.
TD: What has been the greatest moment of your career?
LL: Getting a whole place to chant that I suck, and the cheers I heard
when I was put through a table. They really dislike me...I am an
unabashed heel, none of this tweener or "cool heel" stuff.
TD: Who are/were you trained by? What kind of athletic background do you
have before you became a wrestler?
LL: I was trained and still am trained by Dan Magnus, who runs the CWO
and Slam City Wrestling school. He was a world kickboxing champion,
and is a great businessman too. I played football and baseball as a
youngin'. I used to help with the wrestling team in high school, and
I keep in shape mostly by running.
TD: Who is your favorite wrestler to work with in the ring?
LL: This guy Hannibal in the CWO...we put on a show with a lot of high
spots (me getting cross-bodied off of the top rope onto the arena
floor, taking a legdrop from the top rope, chair shots) flawlessly.
He takes any bump you want to give, as do I, so we could plan the
match without worrying about what the other wouldn't take. It was
great.
TD: Any major enemies? If so, who, and why?
LL: Ringside Ryan Andrews, one half of the tag champs now, is my partner
commentator. He is also with the Prophecy, the group that feuds
with the Family, the group I am in. We are both commentators, so we
turned it into an angle. He is the one I put through a table with my
finisher off of the apron, and he is the one who put me through the
commentator's table at the end of the show.
TD: In which promotion are you the most over?
LL: The CWO...though when I attended an AWA show in Denver, fans knew
who I was and came up to me.
TD: Do you ever consider working in the WWF, WCW or ECW if they are
interested in your talent?
LL: Sure! I don't have delusions...it would be in the capacity as a
manager or a commentator but hey, whatever they want.
TD: If you had to pick WWF, WCW or ECW? Where would you go? And why?
LL: WCW I think...ECW is basically handled by the WWF, plus their
checks bounce. The WWF couldn't use me. WCW is on the upswing,
and could use my creative help the most. Plus I like La Parka a lot.
TD: Do you have a computer? If so, what do you think of the reporters and
sheet writers on the internet?
LL: I am a columnist at a number of sites...for the most part I think
they are fine, but being a wrestler gives me insight and a diplomat's
edge that most of the youngsters on the internet lack. It's a lot
harder to do than talk about, guys.
TD: Do you have a college degree or any other higher education?
LL: I have a Masters in English, and am currently going to law school
and finishing up a Ph.D. I am not kidding on this.
TD: Any advice you'd give a wannabe wrestler?
LL: Backyard stuff is okay, but you are only teaching yourself stuff
that you are going to have to unlearn when you go to wrestling
school. And you will have to go. Feds want workers, not superstars.
If you can't take bumps right and can't deliver moves safely and
correctly, you'll be stuck in the lower tiers of the sport your whole
career, if you are even that lucky. That, and get huge. Feds want
"the look" and the look has a lot to do with size and muscle.
TD: Any final comments for the readers?
LL: Support the indys...and encourage them to work out good shows.
The CWO gets 600-700 fans a show on average with no-named talent
because we give the fans what they want, plot lines, characters,
good wrestling action with some hardcore stuff. We can't do
anything, nor would we want to, without fans. Indys are the
foundation of wresling and should be supported. Thanks for
the interview, and thanks to anybody reading this.
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