_________________________________________________________________ Q U E S T I O N S F O R T H E P R O S: With The All Knighters _________________________________________________________________ [Interview conducted by Tony D. on October 26, 1999] TD: What's your real name, and what gimmicks have/do you use? JOEY: JOSEPH MICHAEL KNIGHT. I'VE BEEN JAKE FLASH, AND "SPANISH FLY" CHICO GONZALES! ROBIN: ROBBIE WILLIAM S. KNIGHTWING. IF I TELL YOU THE OTHERS ID HAVE TO KILL YA! TD: What height/weight are you? JOEY: A SLIM TRIM 200 AND A GIANT 5 FOOT 8! ROBIN: 228 POUNDS AND 5 FOOT 8 AND ONE QUARTER. TD: What circuits do you currently wrestle in? JOEY AND ROBIN: UNITED STATES WRESTLING FEDERATION BASED IN NEW YORK STATE, NWA NEW ENGLAND, FRONTIER WRESTLING ALLIANCE WHEN WE VISIT ENGLAND AND APOCALYPSE WRESTLING FEDERATION HERE IN CANADA. TD: What titles have you held? JOEY AND ROBIN: 2 TIME BADGER STATE WRESTLING TAG TEAM CHAMPS AND WE WERE NEVER BEATEN! FIGURE THAT ONE OUT! TD: When did you decide to become a wrestler? JOEY: WHEN I FOUND OUT HOW HARD IT WAS TO BECOME A JEDI KNIGHT! BECOMING A WRESTLER WASN'T MUCH EASIER THOUGH! ROBIN: I WAS GOING TO BE A POP STAR BUT I THOUGHT I COULD GET CHICKS EASIER THIS WAY. CHICKS DIG SCARS! TD: And how did you get started? JOEY: GOT ON THE INTERNET AND MADE FRIENDS WITH MANY PEOPLE IN THE WRESTLING BUSINESS. ROBIN: QUIT MY JABRONI JOB, DROPPED EVERYTHING AND MOVED TO CALGARY. TD: Who has been the biggest influence on your career? JOEY: ALL THE SMALLER GUYS THAT SHOW THAT THEY ARE MUCH BETTER WRESTLERS THAN ANY OF THE HEAVYWEIGHTS. SOME OF MY FAVORITES ARE SHAWN MICHAELS, EDDY GUERRERO. ROBIN: ID HAVE TO AGREE WITH JOEY ON THAT. MY FAVORITES ARE MARTY JANNETY, CHRIS JERICHO AND SOME GUY NAMED JUVENTUD. TD: What has been the greatest moment of your career? JOEY: BEING ON TV IN ENGLAND! ALL THOSE HOT ENGLISH BIRDS GOT TO SEE SWEET JAKE IN ACTION! ROBIN: WHAT HAPPENED IN THE HOTEL ROOM WITH THOSE SWEET ENGLISH BIRDS AFTER OUR MATCH. AND HANGIN WITH MY FAVE WRESTLER MARTY JANNETY IN WEST VIRGINIA THIS PAST SUMMER. WHAT UP M.J.?! TD: Who are/were you trained by? What kind of athletic background do you have before you became a wrestler? BOTH: WE WERE TRAINED IN THE FAMOUS HART FAMILY DUNGEON BY BRUCE, ROSS, AND SMITH HART. ROBINS GOT A FOOTBALL BACKGROUND, I GOT SOME KARATE AND GYMNASTICS BACKGROUND AND WE BOTH GOT SOME EXPERIENCE IN BEING PARTY ANIMALS! TD: Who is your favorite wrestler to work with in the ring? JOEY: IVAN IMPACT, HES A RUSSIAN GYMNAST AND SOME OF THE THINGS HE DOES ARE FRIGGIN AMAZING! AND PAINFUL! ROBIN: DANGERBOY DEREK WYLDE, WE DO SOME NUTTY CRAZY THINGS LIKE POURING HOT SAUCE IN EACH OTHERS EYES AND SMASHING EACH OTHER WITH ALL KINDS OF HOUSEHOLD ITEMS! TD: Any major enemies? If so, who, and why? BOTH: WE GOT LOTS OF ENEMIES. THE HOLLYWOOD HUNKS ARE OUR LONGEST RUNNING RIVALRY. AND JEALOUS BOYFRIENDS WANTING TO KILL US CAUSE THEIR GIRLS WANT US ALL KNIGHT LONG! TD: Which promotion gives you the most heat? BOTH: HEAT? LIKE HOT CHOCOLATE AND WOOLLY SEATERS? TD: Do you ever consider working in the WWF, WCW, or ECW if they are interested in your talent? JOEY: CONSIDER? HOLY FRIG YES! THAT'S WHAT WERE HERE TO DO! ROBIN: WE ARE THE BEST, WERE GONNA PROVE IT AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO IT THAN IN THE BIG LEAGUES! TD: If you had to pick, WWF, WCW or ECW? Where would you go? And why? JOEY: WWF. ITS WHERE I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO. ILL SHOW THOSE HARDCORE HOLLIES OR THAT CHRISTIAN AND EDGE! ROBIN: WCW FOR SURE! I COULD KILL THOSE CRUISERWEIGHT PUNKS! TD: Do you have a computer? If so, what do you think of the reporters and sheet writers on the internet? BOTH: ITS ALRIGHT TO HAVE A LITTLE INFO ON THE INSIDE WORLD OF WRESTLING BUT ITS GONE WAY TOO FAR NOW. I REALLY DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT MANKIND ATE FOR BREAKFAST AND WHAT COLOR THE ROCKS UNDERWEAR ARE! TD: Do you have a college degree or any other higher education? JOEY: I GOT A PHD IN LOVE MAKING! ROBIN: I'M THE DEAN OF DIRTYTOWN UNIVERSITY! TD: Any advice you'd give a wannabe wrestler? JOEY: ASK YOURSELF IF YOU WOULD DRIVE HALF WAY AROUND THE COUNTRY TO GET POUNDED ON FOR NO MONEY, IF YOU ANSWER NO, DON'T BOTHER. ROBIN: GET "PROFESSIONAL" TRAINING. GOING TO SOME NO NAME JERKS SCHOOL FOR ONE DAY DON'T MAKE YOU A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER. TD: Any final comments for the readers? JOEY: SEND SOME E-MAIL TO THE WWF, WCW OR ECW AND TELL THEM TO SIGN THE ALL KNIGHTERS! AND VISIT THE ALL KNIGHT CAFE ON THE NET! ROBIN: LIKE MY MOM ALWAYS SAID "NEVER PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES".....WAIT I THINK SHE SAID "ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES".......OOOOOOCCCHHHHH!!!